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@ohhanxiety Bicycle bell

Nobody I've asked has been able to identify this yet.

@ScribnerBooks Departures - great book. You are aware tho, that the word clippings on the first page is spelled with two and not three p's right?

@JesseTayRiver @polisisti Sounds like a safe fun sport. Mashing your jaw with your knuckles. Restricting the blood flow to your brain. At what point does your audience clap? I think maybe mothers should be restricted from being in the room, esp when the audience claps.Are there other ways of having fun?

@polisisti BJJ instructor was using me as a dummy and demonstrating a technique to prevent people from rolling onto their back where you mash your knuckles onto their jaw. It must have been slightly restricting the blood flow to my brain

Got put unconscious this morning while we were drilling. In keeping with tradition I said "did I go out" immediately after coming to

@JesseTayRiver What???

@JesseTayRiver You have an Oscar Meyer Weiner. (Well I guess it's better than having an Anthony Weiner). Yum yum.

We haven't taught my daughter any personal finance lessons so she's spending her summer earnings on costumes for a dog

@its_The_Dr Ymbj

VP J.D. Vance is the heavy favorite to win the 2028 presidential election, per Polymarket. Would you Vote for Him?

@JesseTayRiver You talking about me, boy?

Ugh I like that you're so pretty but hate that you're so smart and ambitious

Guess the Mario Cuomo Bridge will have to change its name back to the Tappan Zee.

@JesseTayRiver I've read that mosquitoes prefer men over woman. So that would fit.

Look, I'm sure there's some difference in the rate at which people are bitten by mosquitoes, but I'd also bet that most people who complain a lot about getting "eaten alive" are probably just big babies

@mkohlrogge @RadioFreeTom @josephcollins77 The Trump administration knows squat.

@RadioFreeTom @josephcollins77 I’m positive the Trump admin knows much more than you

He literally has no idea what’s going on.

@LauraDelano Brave author. Brilliant book. Thank you.

@JesseTayRiver That's because pears ripen and then soften and go bad in a matter of minutes. If you happen to be out of the room...or turn your back on them for a few minutes, if you listen very carefully you can hear them titter as you reach for your favourite applesauce recipe.

I feel like everyone's always "homemade applesauce this, homemade applesauce that" but you don't hear much about homemade pearsauce

@egb56 Ed I received a Facebook friend request from you yesterday. I thought it was a hack until I checked and realised we're not FB friends. So I accepted. Tried to send you a message but couldn't so I've concluded it was a hack afterall. True? Bj

Opinion | The Russian invasion exposes America's capacity for self-delusion - MSNBC apple.news/A7NE5X_V3SV2X9…

@Noahpinion Come on - there must have been a reason

Trump fucked us for no reason

@JesseTayRiver I don't believe I've ever tasted one of your chocolate cakes.

Ok maybe it's not a truly grave injustice or whatever but making a meal for that everyone in a family really enjoys is actually sort of tough. Almost everyone loves chocolate cake and it's entirely low effort

There's something deeply unfair about baking generally receiving much more praise than cooking an entire meal despite being much easier to do

@JesseTayRiver Nice

Having a few rooms painted Monday so thought I'd put up some wall stuff today

@richardquest Also when not travelling.

the rule is always the same when travelling when things go wrong: Get as far as you can from the scene of the crime and help yourself, don’t wait to be helped

First rule When things go wrong, help yourself don’t wait the line was so I started just calling round Hotels using the numbers within the Hotels app. Most of the airport hotels are full but found a room at the Grand Hyatt in São Paulo-at this point I’m not sure how much it cost

@ailipstein are you doing events? I'm wondering whether you could come to the Princeton public library to do one. I did one there when my novel was published and it was great. I could ask the librarian there if you want. It's only an hour from Brooklyn.

@ailipstein supposed to get up early tomorrow but I can't put down the book. Loving it.

@ailipstein again with the NYT! Congrats! Getting Something Rotten today.

@JesseTayRiver Ok then Jesse. . Call me.

Don't put off difficult conversations