Bobble Bardsley

Maybe there's hope for us all yet.

@bryanjericho I try... if I can ever get them to look and taste like that again, then maybe...!

@bobblebardsley Chef Bobbie in the kitchen

Well, there they are, the two best Yorkshire puddings I've ever made. Not pictured, the two that didn't really work. 😇

@mdf200 Never forget the huge reserves they somehow didn't know about before the referendum but announced the day after it.

A reminder...

is my culture a joke to you

(I mean you'd still get them on a pub carvery...)

@Mericamemed @Dickwith2dogs ngl if she looks like that I'll swear they're the best thing I've ever tasted

If I show up to someone’s house and they serve me “dishwasher hot dogs,” I’m calling the police

A policeman stops traffic to let a mother cat carry her kitten across the road. Circa 1925.

City forming the scrum after Liverpool's first kick.

How many notifications do you get on your phone in a normal day, and how many of them are useful? I think I'm at a ratio of about 100:3.

@thedailysarah @PrivateEyeNews One more just now, speaking about one club's spending on new players: "They've spent a billion pounds, a billion. One hundred million."

@bobblebardsley @PrivateEyeNews That's fantastic. @PrivateEyeNews

From last week's @PrivateEyeNews .

@DBanksy I had no idea you could just label a product 'marmalade'. At the very least I would think you'd need to distinguish between orange or lime.

This is total garbage. When we were in, we asked the EU for more regulation of what marmalade was. This relaxation does not stop using the term orange marmalade. Totally confected non-story.

@thedailysarah @PrivateEyeNews Also recently heard: "Welcome back, the second half is about to kick off, and for our radio listeners, Spurs are playing from left to right."

@bobblebardsley @PrivateEyeNews Hahahahahahahaha

I see you've met my digestive system...

Coolest live TV news kid since Apparently Kid.

Hilarious moment as kid schools CNN reporter after he asks: “Why do you want to be here? Why do you love space? Why do you love being a part of history?” Kid: “We're going back to the freaking moon, that's why!”

I've just seen a job ad for a native speaker of American English to proofread some content, or as the ad words it, "a fresh pair of native-American-English ears" and although I applaud the use of hyphens, I'm still not totally loving that choice of wording 😬

...Albuquerque

I have headphones on and I forgot I have the NASA YouTube channel open in a background tab and after a LONG silence, a voice just said "This is Artemis II mission control" and I almost died.

@NatalieKelda 🥳🥳 Congrats for powering through!! 👏👏👏

Despite my continual migraine I finished my WIP today! This is the summer installment in my series of standalone queer historical fantasy novels. Mejse is a rather grumpy wood nymph who just wants that annoying widow in the cottage to stay out of her forest.