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Bob Hostetler

Bob Hostetler

@bobhoss

Award-winning author of 50 books and speaker at churches, conferences, retreats. I tweet some of my twisted humor and blog posts. More: https://t.co/fjXRwQj8Nt

Las Vegas, NV Katılım Mart 2009
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Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁
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This is brilliant.
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I should’ve my landline, doggone it.
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I thought this was a free country.
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Dear business I’m calling, I don’t believe my call is important to you, that your menu options have changed, nor that you’re experiencing an unusually high volume of calls. I DO believe you’d rather I spend my time waiting than you hire enough people to answer my call.
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So. Based on this, it took 40,000 years to reach the linguistic sophistication of MY books. Honestly, it felt like even longer for some of them. popsci.com/science/earlie…
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I assume it’s because he didn’t use SWEET tea.
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Frothy Friar Publishing@FrothyFriar·
I need a pre-library that leads to my library-library like a library lobby
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