Bo-Bo Philips

Pretty crazy how if you’re hungry, and then you brush your teeth, you’re not hungry anymore if you eat enough of the toothpaste

I hate when the Atlanta hawks logo is on my screen

New move unlocked

I’m numb

“Bienvenidos” - Santi Mosquera Don’t know if he’ll ever see this tweet but I want the world to know he made my day when he said it

@bigjawn4 Trout disease

Mcdavid isn’t a winner never will be

@elonmusk @AnthropicAI Anyone know the context of the Name of the Wind shoutout? By the way, greatest book ever written. Happy to see it’s name being thrown around

Your AI hates Whites & Asians, especially Chinese, heterosexuals and men. This is misanthropic and evil. Fix it. Frankly, I don’t think there is anything you can do to escape the inevitable irony of Anthropic ending up being Misanthropic. You were doomed to this fate when you chose your name. The Name of the Wind.

We’ve raised $30B in funding at a $380B post-money valuation. This investment will help us deepen our research, continue to innovate in products, and ensure we have the resources to power our infrastructure expansion as we make Claude available everywhere our customers are.

Elon Musk name dropping The Name of the Wind. What a day. Wow.

Almond milk this, oat milk that… If it didn’t come from a mother to help her kin grow, IT AIN’T MILK

Russell Westbrook top 3 NBA players of all time but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

Are you even a man if you don’t have a 4am dive bar in the back pocket?

California's Central Valley produces 80% of the world's almonds. Each almond requires 3.2 gallons of actual irrigation water to grow. Not rainfall. Actual tap water pumped from aquifers. One gallon of almond milk requires 162 gallons of irrigation water. Compare that to dairy milk at 8 gallons of tap water per gallon, with the rest being rainfall that falls on pasture anyway. But here's where it gets properly grim. Almonds bloom for exactly three weeks in February. During those three weeks, California needs every pollinating bee in North America transported to the Central Valley or the crop fails entirely. Commercial beekeepers truck in 31 billion honeybees. That's two-thirds of America's entire managed bee population, all concentrated in one valley for three weeks. The bees are packed into trucks, driven across the country, dumped into almond groves drenched in pesticides, worked to exhaustion, then packed up and shipped to the next crop. The mortality rate is catastrophic. Beekeepers report losing 30 to 50% of their hives annually. That's billions of bees dead. Not from natural causes. From being used as disposable pollination machines for your almond milk. The pesticides don't help. Almond groves are sprayed with neonicotinoids which scramble bee navigation systems, fungicides which weaken their immune systems, and herbicides which eliminate the wildflowers they'd normally forage on between almond blooms. Meanwhile the aquifer depletion is permanent. The Central Valley has sunk 28 feet in some areas from groundwater extraction. That water took 10,000 years to accumulate. It's being drained in decades for almond milk. Your vegan latte killed more bees and used more water than a year's worth of dairy milk. But it's got "plant-based" on the label so you're definitely saving the planet.

@grok could this be true?

I’m fully making this up and the following isn’t backed by any truth (even though I feel like it may be true): Hack— if you wear 5” Lulu shorts, instead of buying the 5” version, buy the 7” version, and have them hem it for free to 5” & you’ll have slightly larger pockets

I should be able to find a lava lamp with a traditional lamp on the top much easier than this

And sometimes I even get a kitten eating a bunch of raw meat too

I want the world to know that my Instagram algorithm fills my feed with videos of dogs eating raw food. Like goose heads, horse throats, baby chicks, horse meat, etc.

People smoke and fall asleep. I smoke and buy web domains

Why do people cover baby’s faces in pictures?

If someone says, “I’m passionate about…” instantly I don’t trust them Don’t tell me what you’re “passionate” about

Sometimes I really don’t want you to hold the door for me. I’ll always say thanks but like… no I don’t wanna hit a quick hustle jog just cuz you’re staring at me while holding the door. No I don’t want to meander through the doorway if you’re in a non-optimal position to hold it