Looking for yo baby daddy

@Amys22Cents Same! It’s been 18 years for me…all I do in check in with my brother on Mother’s Day and her bday to make sure he’s good and carry on with my day

This gonna sound crazy but I’m over it. I’m done mourning. Mourning has costs me a lot of things in my life. I’m done.

So y’all…I need to confess something about Mothers Day…

@Amys22Cents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tomorrow is employee appreciation day…my company is using the hashtag #EAD and all is see is “eat a dick”

@xShaniahk I cannot!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me to Nelly: it’s kinda little 🍤 Nelly: I’m Worth $40 million Me:

@Amys22Cents Trust I will! I’m at the bar right now about 4 beers and shots in lol

@bobskee12 I saw your post. Enjoy! Savor that day off!

Aye…today kicked my ass, young. And now the oldest talmbout he sick. He DOES have a fever and skipped dinner so I guess I believe him

If I paid for no ads, why am I seeing ads…? What part of the plot is that?

And you dropping it on my bday! I knew you was a real one! Thank you sis!

@Amys22Cents Nah! Lol

One thing I’m not too excited about turning 40 this week is MJB’s Just Fine. Women turn 40 and that song gets them sassy. Do I HAVE to like it?

Sometimes I listen to New Rules so I can remind myself who the fuck I am!!!

@cta what is going on with the red line today! I’ve literally been at the Morse stop for 20 mins with about 75 other people waiting on a train! This is ridiculous!

@Amys22Cents Powerbeats…either the pros or the regular ones…sweat resistant and since they wrap around your ear they won’t slip

Ok. My AirPods are slipping out of my ears lately in workouts. Give me some good alternatives?

OH SHIT!!! IT’S HAPPENING!! MY BIG BRO @dmx 👑👑👑👑👑👑 AKA DARK MAN ❌👀👀👀👀👀 #EXODUS OS DROPPIN’ 5.28.21!! I GOT GOOSE BUMPS BEHIND THIS ANNOUNCEMENT 🤯🤯🤯 instagram.com/p/COtfPiervQs/…

@MovesLikeRoy It was dry…I left it alone

Is it me or is this #VERZUZ a lil dry so far?!?

You know how horny you gotta be to make a porn compilation? You a DJ for porno very sick niggas

Listen. I had to tell Twitter this. So my next door neighbours are an old couple in their late 60’s, dudes mad cool, the lady is a bit crazy but cool enough. Anyway. So last year out of the blue I bump into her and she tells me her husband has died.

Twitter will become the last bastion of free speech! Also I am not an indigenous person….or a republican… just see the reach….the worst may be yet to come 🤷🏾‍♂️

lmaooo ariel would NEVER

snl going to hell

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