Breeze ☀️

I watch this once a day.

@brianatbee I am living for these updates. I love The Nanny SO MUCH

yoga w adrienne is the closest thing to free health care we have in this country

Dating girls is so annoying I sent a pic of me in lingerie to a girl I’m texting and she’s like “omg I’ve been looking for that set for ages where did u find it?” I-

'Tomorrow!' cried Toad. 'I will do it all tomorrow!'

It’s been a hyper-fixation day for me - All. Frickin. Day. Finding it very difficult to multitask, know what day it is, and I’m forgetting important things because I’m fixed on a random unimportant task. What tf is wrong with my brain.

four loko and seven years ago

#satanshoes ♥️🏳️‍🌈🥵

@kendallkotcher Oop 🙃

There’s something about wavy/curly hair that screams ~~not straight~~

@Fandel_ AGREED

Thunderstruck is the best drinking game hands down.

Heal so you stop avoiding, coping, repeating, and settling.

@chriselliott__ I just wrote whatever popped into my head! 🥰

@chriselliott__ A: Life is... B: Hard? A: Ouch. B: Yikes, sorry. A: When are you going to leave? B: Soon. But I’m not sure I want to. A: Do you think you can handle what’s next? B: I guess we’ll see.

If you call anyone who works in fast food “just a burger flipper” or they just “pour coffee” you can’t use those services anymore sorry but it’s illegal for you to do it until you get a fucking grip

this January is not Januarying like the other January’s januaried

y’all seen that movie w the girl who had teeth in her coochie

I have had 3 dreams this month where I was doing the splits. Therefore, I will be training myself to do the splits.

16 days nicotine free and still goin 🔥

After these FBI arrests, just think of all the basements that moms will be able to redecorate.