Ole Rolfsrud

@olufsen_ragnar Det gjorde eg ikkje.

Klodens beste målscorer kalte @bollesamba ( Ole Rolfsrud) Erling Braut Haaland. Han er ikke engang mestscorende i England.

If there is precisely one thing you watch today, make it this. French Senator Claude Malhuret. A microphone. And the most magnificently savage dismantling of the Trump administration ever delivered in a language they almost certainly don’t speak. He covers Iran. He covers corruption. He covers the kind of staggering, industrial-scale incompetence that would get you fired from managing a car park. And he does it with the calm, unhurried certainty of a man who has read every page of the indictment and found it, if anything, worse than expected. France has never pretended to like these people. But this is contempt elevated to an art form. The kind of refined, aristocratic disdain that takes centuries of civilization to produce and approximately ninety seconds to deploy. Malhuret sounds like he is four seconds from the button. Not out of panic. Out of sheer, exhausted disgust. Honestly? Understandable. Watch it. Share it. The adults are speaking. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

Tottenham Hotspur are going down unless they show some fight. Spurs fans played their part backing the team, giving the squad that powerful greet before the Forest game. A few players like Archie Gray play their part, fighting for the cause, a 20-year-old showing more commitment than some senior players. It’s not about ability or reputation now, it’s concentration and commitment. It's about fight. Forest showed it. Morgan Gibbs-White, a player Spurs were desperate to bring in for his character as well as playing calibre, highlighted what Spurs miss. “They have got that incredible talent but we showed that fight, hunger and desire more than them,” Gibbs-White told Match of the Day. That fight, hunger and desire to stay with a runner, to block a cross, to compete for a cross, for a ball, for a loose ball, to rage against the dying of the Premier League light. Djed Spence, Mathys Tel and Kevin Danso switched off for the Forest goals. Others culpable, too. Blame also lies with the recruitment for bringing in some individuals who have the flair but not the fight. It’s not new, it even pre-dates Antonio Conte’s lambasting of players and the club culture. It’s a lack of leadership. It’s an issue of mismanagement from on high, as much as poor management from the dugout. Igor Tudor is out of his depth, clearly, but he’s only part of the problem. The whole club needs a reset. A proper, independent all-areas review of the club should come in the summer. For now, it's about players waking up from this sleepwalk towards the Championship. It’ll be one of the biggest stories in the 34 years of the Premier League if Tottenham go down with their history, stadium, fanbase. Spurs were one of the “big five” clubs whose chairmen drove the original breakaway from the Football League in 1992. Damaging financially, £150m minimum. Damaging for recruitment – of players and coaches. Would Mauricio Pochettino return if Spurs were in the Championship, a world away from the Premier League, let alone Champions League? It would trigger an exodus/sale of players. The only ones who can stop the drop will not suffer long-term - beyond having the stain of relegation on their playing records. Spurs are currently 17th on 30 points, without a PL win since Dec 28. They probably need a minimum of eight points from Sunderland away, Brighton home, Wolves away, Villa away, Leeds home, Chelsea away and Everton home. Eight points from seven games. Sounds doable. But do they have the fight, hunger and desire? #THFC

Today the U.S. Senate asked Donald Trump's intelligence chief if the threat from Iran was imminent. Sky's @Stone_SkyNews analyses the hearing. Live updates: trib.al/VZYO4T7

My close friend and colleague Steve Sweeney @SweeneySteve is nearly killed by an Israeli strike in Lebanon. Their vehicles are clearly marked as Press. They wear Press markings. He's alive. What more can we say.

A bit on Spurs theguardian.com/football/2026/…

The average spurs game

@ToldnesG Dessverre. Blytungt no.

@bollesamba Andre tider 🥲

For en duo 😍

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

I wrote about Bodo/GIimt and dreaming! theguardian.com/football/2026/…

what a beautiful goal from Bodø man this what hatewatches are about ❤️x.com/JeffFcb8/statu…

I ask again: Are we entirely sure existence as we know isn't a simulation, but instead of The Matrix we are all stuck in one of Kjetil Knutsen's FM saves?

@HockeyErevik @JorgenKarterud Tusen takk for kanonbra opptreden og fy fela for ein finale!!!

Da var OL over, og for en hockey-finale det ble. Gøy å få følge den med NRK’s OL studio, sammen med @bollesamba @JorgenKarterud

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@MagnusBarstad Uff, fy søren så tungt, kondolerer❤️

Du vet nok at du har tweeta for mye for lenge når (for meg) vilt fremmede personer melder seg i alle slags innbokser og lurer på om det går bra med meg siden jeg ikke har tweeta på en måned. Sannheten er vel at det ikke går så bra. For en måned siden døde kona mi. Helt uventa. Fullstendig ut av det blå så var det over. Livet, alt jeg har kjent, snudd på hodet. Vrengt totalt inn og ut. Vært sammen siden vi var 16 år. Har vært gjennom den soleklart verste måneden i mitt liv. Ønsker ikke 2 minutter av dette på min verste fiende. Egentlig ikke så mye mer å si enn det. Har i de siste dagene starta å føle meg litt som meg selv igjen. Noe som har vært godt. Utover det har jeg ikke noen gode svar. Det her har vært sekund for sekund, så minutt for minutt, time for time og nå er vi på dag for dag. Å bare klare å stå i det. Tørr å kjenne på det som gir glede i livet igjennom all smerten. Å være der for gutta mine. Jeg gleder meg til jeg er der igjen at jeg kan kommentere NBA-kamper, spille inn pods, melde på United og fyre meg over totalt meningsløse ting på Twitter. Aner ikke når det blir. Av og til føles det umenneskelig langt fremme, andre ganger er det nærmere. Eneste som er sikkert er at det blir godt når vi er der. For dit skal vi komme. Vær snill med de rundt deg. Ta vare på vennskap. Kyss den du elsker og gi mora di verdens beste klem. Vi høres. Twitterfam❤️

Your boss pardoned everyone who stormed the Capitol

Man conducts regime change in his neighborhood in the spirit of Trump's takeover of Venezuela

@TottenhamTiers The squad littered with wtf players. What’s the point with Muani, Tel, Odobert, Simons, Richie? Where is their desire? Who would you take with you to the trenches? It’s not Franks fault.

Genuine thoughts on sacking Thomas Frank, #Tottenham fans? 🤔

Erling Haaland's got jokes 😭