paul martin

@GMB @julietdunlop Why’s the bloke with the north east accent not wearing a poppy ?

More than two-thirds of pet owners have major concerns about fireworks and the impact on their animals, according to the latest research. Animal charities are urging people to keep their pets safe and inside on Bonfire night tonight. @Julietdunlop reports.

Anyone liking or re-posting this tweet will be identified We cannot, and will not, tolerate this kind of behaviour

@DanielBedingfld random AF but what trainers were you wearin in the video for ‘gotta thru this ‘ ? Look yellow with black stripes , adidas

@SkySportsRL Jon wells minutes away from HAWK TUAHING the whole Wigan coaching staff. Embarrassing

Jon Wells in the gantry off the back of Adam Keighran's try🎤

@SuperLeague I don’t normally buy into the whole ‘pie sports’ thing but Jon Wells can only be minutes away from HAWK TUAHING the whole Wigan coaching staff !

@NoContextBrits At least his left eye did the decent thing and turned itself in

@RugbyLeagueNews Why should he be looking at more ? Is it a more ‘violent ‘ push ?

@ConnorFoster76 @Andyshim1992 😂😂😂

@Andyshim1992 @bollockchops 😂

🏆 ⚽ ⬆️ Promoted again! I just guided Parr fc to 2nd place in Non-League A football-chairman.com [Pro App]

@ConnorFoster76 @EarlyDoorsClips Joes having a shit Joan

@EarlyDoorsClips @bollockchops 😂

#EarlyDoors Catchphrase / classic lines thread:

@fplStoopTiger Yep , say same all time to my mates when they sit watching union and spend 80 minutes txting me telling me it’s wank 🙈 turn it over you menks

People who watch the Super Bowl then moan about how they don't like it always boggles my mind 😂😂 I don't like formula 1 I think it's boring so you know what I do I don't watch it 😂

@11DICKO @sthelensstar 😂😂

@sthelensstar Fuck me, alarm bells should have been ringing when he applied for the job!!

Disgraced cheerleading coach jailed for multiple child sex offences sthelensstar.co.uk/news/24098652.…

@Joey7Barton 😂😂😂

What the fuck do these, old, crusty, white dinosaurs know. Get the lesbians back on. 💪 #meritocracyrules 👑

@fplStoopTiger I’m just made up I’m not rock bottom this year 😂

Seeing some fucking unreal scores and I'm sat here on 29 all out 😂😂😂 everything that could of gone wrong all went wrong in one GW...... tbh Iv had 4 unreal seasons with most things going my way but Iv had absolutely nothing land on my side of the coin this season!

@footballdaily Ronald McDonald without the make up

🗣️ "Forgive me if I'm stumbling a little bit, I find it a really difficult scenario to get right." Gareth Southgate responds to difficult questions about Jordan Henderson's inclusion in the England squad 👇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@mike_critchley @saints_heritage @Saints1890 @HaresfinchARLFC Yeah some good uns deffo

@bollockchops @saints_heritage @Saints1890 @HaresfinchARLFC Some talent on there Paul, your dad next to my cousin's husband Karl on the front row

Bit creased but another dip into the envelope and another print from the @Saints1890 past

@mike_critchley @saints_heritage @Saints1890 @HaresfinchARLFC Certainly was

@saints_heritage @Saints1890 A few years earlier he was playing in the @HaresfinchARLFC team in the Lancashire Cup final team against Simmies

@D94821 @SeriousAboutRL 😂 had a good game like but 🙈

Worst things I’ve ever seen on the @BBCOne 3rd place -Jimmy saville touching up girls on TOTP. 2nd Mrs browns boys. Number 1. Wolf. Absolute garbage how you hd e the audacity to charge a licence fee is shocking #wolf #bbc #shite

@matthewdmarsden It just cost me £1 to put air in my tyres !! Yep one English pound , it used to be 20 pence ffs. Guess that’s inflation for you

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