Boluwatife 🕊️

Went broke != went bankrupt. One has substance.

We don’t love our country enough to fix it. If china citizens had all migrated during crises nobody would have built what they have now. WE ARE COWARDS!

Guyman !=== Guyman. Shima !== Shima. Reason am.

Every man should: 1. Shave his hair and beard at least once every two weeks. 2. Own a wristwatch. 3. Have a feminine woman as his girlfriend or wife. 4. Have a well-paying job. 5. Have at least 8 pairs of boxers. 6. Maintain a personal relationship with God. 7. Have a father figure in his life. 8. Have a good smartphone and laptop. 9. Have at least one high-quality perfume. 10. Possess basic knowledge of leadership, economics, and politics. Above all, love God.

@_Ola_sun_kanmi @yussuf_keshy Can I rent the space before your eyes ?

Trying to learn how to ragebait, anyone willing to take me on a course?👀

@rayoiscute Pardon me to complete my mission Fb?

@bolu_draft That’s interesting 😌😂

Friday🥹🤭 What’s your plan for the weekend?

@juiceboy_of_abj Gemini wey dey gba? Delete her number

Date cancelled. She said Gemini is better than Claude

I Dey shame as my number start from+234.

Skill issue.

@juiceboy_of_abj One is cohered One is conversed Everybody knows

Who can tell why?

@Ogunleye2002 IMO Wordpress developers are too loud … they just repost tech tweets without depth.

Why Nigerian Devs need to stop the WordPress slander. A thread 🧵: The Nigerian Tech Space has a "God Complex" problem. If you aren’t writing Rust, Go, or some over-engineered React boilerplate, some folks look at you like a junior. The biggest victim? WordPress developers. Let’s talk about why this beef is tired and misplaced.

@Legah_tr_ Got you bi*ch

Best caption wins😂.

@taadelodun Love you man … saw your videos on TikTok Were amazing. Glad I come across this page

I was sitting down and doing some emails, and this gentleman asked if he could sit by my side and have his breakfast. He is the CEO of Thomson Reuters Foundation. I shared my plan of running for President of Nigeria. He said he believes I can do a great job.

The tech vc and funding scheme in nigeria is shit and it’s fraud. Quote me anywhere.

@Sarithegirl Also exactly 14.04.2004 🕊️

14.04.2004

this is love fr >>>

NYSC website Frontend 🤡🤡🤡 Backend 🤡🤡🤡

@Tofunmithedev Mtn says Noooo 😭

Data centers shouldn't be where people live. You'd expect this to be common knowledge.