bondtastic🐝

Me: Hey Siri, lights on. Siri: Just a second... Me: ...... Siri: Processing.... Me: ...... Siri: I’ve sent the request. TO WHOM?!!??

@arhuml92 Hang on - I may have completely misunderstood your question. Do you mean when paste is fresh and rolls off your brush to get stuck in the beard? Or when it drips out the side of the mouth and mucks up the chin hair?

@bond9 Will attempt this and revert with results

How do people avoid getting toothpaste in their beards? That’s my biggest struggle

@arhuml92 Too much. Use a blob the size of a pea. It’s more than enough, trust me. And as you put it on the brush, push it down on the bristles as you’re breaking it off.

@bond9 Cover the brush blades at least

@cereal_twit Feel you. However I’d like to know what kind of “fancy private hospital” this is in ISB where mri is only Rs 14k?? I cry every time I go to AKUH for a ct or mri….

@arhuml92 “The Taliban goons have taken over Afghanistan so let’s embark on the busiest intl tour schedule we’ve had in a long time - what could possibly go wrong??” is what just happened.

What’s going on???? Please don’t say threat please don’t say threat

@sugarmontings Hum kahan ke sachay thay ke aasmaan hum se waaday rakhta?

I expected this hellish weather in October. It's only September ffs. It's supposed to rain a bit more. 😭

@JibbyD Fucking Adnan…

And while I have only ever used an apple smartphone, I’m not saying the above as some apple pujari who thinks they can’t do much wrong. But it’s just that, doesn’t matter what adnan from DHA thinks, there are 200 million+ folks lining up to buy these every year.

Every September, everyone on here keeps talking shit about apple this and apple that. And every year, apple sells about 200 million of these babies. So just settle down. Put your pitchforks away. Your protest doesn’t matter.

@ParkerOrtolani Is this available for non-7 watches?

I am obsessed with the way the display content falls over the edge and is visible from the side, wonder if the effect will be as pronounced in-person

@HawkesBay @mahobili Saanmp really….

is the urdu for snake @mahobili

@brain_dead94 @HawkesBay Daaaaamn. In a weird twisted way, they earned those sandwiches.

@HawkesBay 2 yrs back some dakoos entered our house. As they were taking our stuff they also took my my brother's laptop. He told them it had all his life's work on it. They gave him back his laptop took the rest of the stuff. On their way out they ate the club sandwiches my mom had made.

my favorite karachi story is still this guy who works for me had his motorbike stolen at gunpoint in korangi. the guys who stole it gave him a ride back home on his motorbike, before riding away with it. brilliant. we're just good people in this city.

@bluemagicboxes Lady’s got Danon oozing out of her pores now- it’s understandable.

White liberals live in an entirely different world than the rest of us.

@BuffetKh0r Yes.

@scihubot LIAR

Hi @bond9, I'm sorry I couldn't find the paper - maybe try again later?

We're back in business

@EmmaRaducanu No, but you are for sure 😄 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

So are A Levels happening?

@arhuml92 @AsfandyarKhan90 Is yer boi cute enough to get the main sewage line by my house fixed/replaced ?

Just found out CBC holds elections (not sure what for), and my friend @AsfandyarKhan90 is running this time. If y’all live in phase 6 or 8 do your part for us to have an official account to curse out when they screw up, and vote for my boy. He’s young, cute, and loves animals.

@Yeezus_Chwist But even the meat is crap compared to the authentic style. It’s a freakin travesty. The awaam at large has no taste buds I think. Everything is burnt to a crisp, even burger meat. Jala hua khana with mirch and masala. Bas.

@bond9 I think a few places did start it but didn’t last long because Pakistanis don’t like bland food. Hence the localized version. That’s my take on it.

Karachi might have Test Kitchen but Lahore has that “Candy Shop” with an amazing selection. 😭

@Yeezus_Chwist Does this not strike you as odd? One would think it’d be the first thing to come to Pakistan as a “foreign food”. But I’ve hunting for it since the 90s, and still nothing. 💀

@bond9 Tbh haven’t actually come across authentic shawarma.

@TheAndrewNadeau @sugarmontings I’m afraid not. It’s really John Wick going in guns blasting to fuck up everything Neo achieved in the first 3.

I hope the new Matrix movie is just Keanu Reeves slowly and patiently explaining the last 3 Matrix movies to me.

@sugarmontings What are you taking it for

Now joshanda also has no effect on my systems. Great. 😑