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@Party_Dad_ Holy fuck. This made me miss you so fucking much I need to figure something out to get your way sometime soon.

@bonecrusher82 You know it!!

It’s hat day at work and of course I went over board and keep changing to different hats

@Party_Dad_ I'll have to take a picture of my coworkers smart car. Eyelashes, a wind up key like a toy car then for some reason Tennessee Titans decals and hippie flowers as well.

What happened to eyelashes on cars?? Bring that back!

Making not having "mainstream cable" your whole personality because you"don't get" commercials anymore isn't the flex you think it is ...

@Party_Dad_ @ezri_dax_trax Bahaha what WASN'T in that black hole....I wish I could say I changed my ways but currently in my car there's a show me your butthole trucker hat and a plaster owl clock from the 60s...

@bonecrusher82 @ezri_dax_trax Omg!!!!! I remember those!!! They were in the back of the Bronco for a while lol

This dyke era was not the must flattering for me..

@Party_Dad_ The amount of time Meredith keeps shaking her butter.... full commitment.

I can’t wait to catch up my SLC girlies tomorrow 🥹🫶🏽

My jobs mistake was prompting us with over a months notice to "dress like your favorite Christmas character" originally was going to go as fancy baby Jesus but pivoted to very elaborate krampus

@sensorystories_ Woof...I thought this was just me. I got one AWFUL haircut almost 20 years ago but have always hated getting my hairs cut. My M.O. is I'll let it grow to obnoxious lengths(currently at my hip) then get annoyed and chop it with a razor thing. I'd rather only be mad at myself.

Not "an" autistic thing, but "my" autistic thing since this relates to how my autistic brain wiring manifests. I will literally cut my own hair badly rather than pay someone else to cut my hair. I have literally had full blown panic attacks over hair cuts before. 😅 Just me?

Struggling to trust the process until feedback is received.

Probably going to name this new kitten something really stupid like "Susan from Finance"

@HarminSandiego She won't let you. That doesn't mean you can't tag someone in to do it for you 🤣

ughh my fiancé won’t let me pass out our Save the Dates in person, My Super Sweet 16 style

@Bruisiana YES PLEASE

I miss this so much. Should I go back?

@Party_Dad_ Last night I saw some absolutely insufferable hipster dumb dumb doing that tiktok " don't pretend you're in one of their movies at _____" and it was her grandma's funeral and I low-key couldn't tell if it was a parody or not.

I am afraid to admit this publicly but I have to come clean.. I still love the West Anderson esthetic. Sorry to disappoint you all. DM me for further information if needed it. Thanks for reading. DS

@megfenway Mash up. Lil TurdCake

@CoachDadSays @DreadHochuli Smol tennis

@DreadHochuli Sad tennis

I've avoided learning anything about pickleball for such a long time and this is what's superhyped? awful garbage shit

Dumb and dumber suits: acquired. I literally cannot wait to see ravens face.

@KateElliottSFF Crazy expensive though. That's why I haven't pulled the trigger.

@KateElliottSFF Have not worn these but I'm intrigued. They have an internal brace system. stoko.com/collections/all

@Bruisiana My mom took me and a friend to see the mighty mighty bosstones when I was 11 and it remains one of my favorite memories.

To the mom of 2 teenage sons (friends?) at the Fleet Foxes concert tonight: Thank you. My mom took me to see the Juliana Hatfield 3 when I was 16 and it was awesome. Your kids were well behaved and I hope they enjoyed the show.