Ivar the Boneless ⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ (Parody)

A fan-written interpretation of... 𝗜𝘃𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 ✶⋆ Be prepared for 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 and 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 themes ✶⋆ 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙮 selective multiship writer ✶⋆ Available for banter on most days ✶⋆ Thread below contains more info

// I’ve created an account at blue sky.

carpathian.★ It's happening. I'm migrating. I will not delete this acc, so old posts can still be read. I will not remain on a platform whose owner does a h1tler salute on a political stage, however. Too many lines have been crossed. bsky.app/profile/heirof…

Tagging some of those who knew him but might not know yet: @AlegreCondessa, @TheSilkenBlade, @Whiteroseysails, @whxtcshxrt

Temporarily? It could be. It's entirely possible that his planned surgery was rescheduled to an emergency, that he's now in rehab. We don't know. But with each day it becomes less likely, and that's why, for now, we're mourning. And I wanted you all to know. (Pic of his FC)

carpathian.★ We are mourning. I have thought about how to write this, and nothing seems quite right. There is a lot of uncertainty, too little information to really make an announcement. But as of the change of years, some of us have agreed that we are mourning.

@LadyThaliaRP // This is beautiful. I love the details.

Farewell For Now docs.google.com/document/d/1ZN…

// omg

Perfect. With a raven, which is his heraldic animal. It's a different design than he used before, but he thinks he might like this one even better. "Thank you."

whipf appfles?

Red and silver, of course.

He loves everything about this! He will run his fingers through the beads for a moment, but ultimately, what he cannot resist at all, is the venison. "Thank you, Thalia."

She looks great in blue - and he will gladly braid her hair if she wishes so.

Along with a fur shawl so that she won't have to freeze in this winter.

For the day of their anniversary, Ivar places some great pearls and laces onto @ABeguilingRose's dressing chair, formed into pieces of fashionable art.

He will always remember how good she looked that day. He thinks that white suits her, but he also knows that his simple traditional dresses aren't her style - she needs something much more valuable, much more outstanding. And more pearls. So he had gone out and gotten her some...

@ABeguilingRose He had kept his own letters vague, not mentioning Bianca, much less that she was in Britain. He didn't worry much about it. "A dinner from Thalia? How could I say no to that?"

@boneless_anger what she had wanted to ask. “I talked to Thalia and requested a special cake to be made for our wedding anniversary on the twenty-first. She was wondering if we wanted to have a dinner or celebration. What do you think?”

Emma liked evenings for their quietness. Once Celeste had gone to bed and Rowanne was a sleep, the house became still. She had taken a bath, Bianca was likely reading in her room, Thalia was being creative in the kitchen and @boneless_anger was in his study. Now that >>