ADHD and Autism thoughts

im gettin outta here. see you on #Bluesky

why would i bother planning for the event that i'm wrong if i'm always right

australian news: Federal Base Tax Reserve Income Rates Set To Skyrocket This Economic Financial Sub-Quarter american news: the handmaid's tale? more like the handmaid's checklist dutch news: e leetle dukkie has swammen akross de river!!! :)

i dont need my sinuses get them shits outta here

love it when ppl try to put huge things into perspective by comparing it to other huge things. like oh yeah sure i can totally understand how heavy 6000 eiffel towers is

if x-rays and xylophones didn’t exist, alphabet books would be completely fucked

im not into reverse psychology. im into opposite psychology. im making a dozen prisoners live out the horrors of going to Stanford University

i love circumstances. and situations.

these arent my memories. im just holding on to them for a friend.

doioioioioioioingggg

scrombopuloids!!! from ye planet, of ye scrombopuloids!!!!

electric light orchestra writing a song about being thankful for a blue sky makes a lot more sense once you find out they were british

the difference between climate and weather is that you use weather when you're deciding between two options and climate is what i do when i see a big tree

your secret is safe with me because i wasnt listening

shrinp 🍤

@theage You can get recumbent bicycles with 2 wheels too! If it had three wheels it would be a recumbent tricycle, right? also please let me become a quiz writer

your business wife, otherwise known as your financée

fly me to the moon let me die from lack of air which dumbass thought they should send me all the way up there

who needs top surgery? just pop it like a pimple

i'm not into reverse psychology, i'm into opposite psychology. i electrocute anyone who tells me what to do