Grumpy Bones

Ladies and gentlemen... My youngest child.

@_Maybe_May @TooHot2Handle26 Clearly not enough 🤣

I hate that sometimes … I miss you

Maturing is realizing peace matters more than being understood.

@BookQueen00 It’s a couple hour drive but you know where I’m at🤣🤣

I just want to touch your soul. *dick

Being absolutely the level 300 super boss of blowjobs is in fact part of the personality in “she has a great personality” that I’m looking for.

@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE Sounds like some high school popularity status bullshit. I bet their jobs pay under $17/hr.

I normally don't do this, but they're stalking my every move; my selfie has been on my page for an hour. If I interact with you, they either kiss your ass or block and subtweet you too. Enough is enough, I tried to ignore it, but if you fuck with them, unfollow & block me.

@blonde_opinion Give me that burger

Ok but for real if you have to choose gun to your head, cheeseburger or fries? You can’t have both

If I’m the big spoon and you get annoyed my dick keeps pressing against you then I suggest you fuck it soft or quit your bitching.

My wiener just flinched. Were you thinking about me again?

@Yoc_Star Have you ever been told by Xfinity that a 2 hour wait to speak to a customer service rep is normal? Have you ever been given “new” equipment and when it fails 2 weeks later you have to purchase the “updated” new equipment that you pay a rental fee in your bill for?

@bonesbringsbeer There’s worse?

If you’ve ever experienced Xfinity customer service, this picture is an accurate representation of the experience

@Yoc_Star Have you ever had no internet for 11 hours, call them 4 hours into it, get told to reset the router and modem 4 times, confirm there are no outages in your area then 2 hours after the internet returns they call you and tell you they identified an outage in your area?

@tattedcanadian8 🤣🤣🤣

@daintylilsole Everything is wrong with me. But the trolling will be present till it is verified you’re not a scam🤷🏻‍♂️

Side note, if I send you a fun message privately and you don’t say thank you, you get blocked and I just don’t do it anymore 🤷🏽‍♀️ because what is wrong with you?

@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE 38 next month and falling apart.

don’t lie, how old are you turning in 2026? Recently turned 37 and too tired to care qt and share

@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE 👀

Guys 👀👇🏻

@duckbo0ts_ Blasphemy.

@bonesbringsbeer yes, 100%

imagine if coffee actually tasted good tho

@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE I’m not sorry for educating myself.

@bonesbringsbeer You don't mean that

Don't forget to apologize to yourself for dating that loser.

@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE @thecanadianeh Idk, the people watching really got judgy and exciting

@bonesbringsbeer @thecanadianeh

First date idea: we throw onions at people.

@kaczmoskal It’s the cats ass!

@bonesbringsbeer I love sending screenshots of married guys in my DMs to their wives / husbands 😈

We know who y’all is and we ain’t gonna be quiet about it.