Vice President J.D. Vyvanse

Deep Space Nine is like okay Garak and Sisko just did political assassination but that's not important now it's time for Odo to get romantic advice from the knockoff Frank Sinatra hologram

deep sea exploration 💫

Finally the victim of ransomware. I’ve been waiting for this moment

We are excited to share that we endorse @lasvegasdsa member Shaun Navarro in the race for Nevada State Assembly, District 34! 🎲🌹🎊

IT'S CALLED STAR FOX 64 BECAUSE THE PLAN IS TO REMAKE IT 64 TIMES! DOHOHOHOHO

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Fantastic assist by Mitch Marner on that Vegas goal as the Maple Leafs introduce their third general manager since 2023.

It’s honestly so rude of Merlin whenever they make rock pigeon my bird of the day

Never hyphenate an adverb that ends in -ly when it's modifying an adjective.

Had I been invited to the lunch with King Charles, I would have brought along the copy of the Senate Manual that he was given during his 1970 visit to the Capitol, which he must have accidentally misplaced because I found it in a used book store for $20

Thank god we scored before 2OT, I’m so tired

Just past midnight and my younger sister is singing Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush at karaoke for her 30th birthday. This is a choice

"Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase." "Yeah, but this is what they're doing on campus. Besides, it isn't costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site." "Sir, six cinder blocks are missing." "There'll be no hospital then. I'll tell the children."

All the non-Sesame Street Muppet productions have “cooldown sections” filled to the brim with unhinged interactions, all done in-character. If you want an especially wild example of such sessions, here’s one recorded during a filming session for Bear in the Big Blue House:

'Such Luck!'

In 1995, Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola helped restore and re-release I Am Cuba (1964). Considered a masterpiece, this continuous shot shows why.

Mamdani: What song is that? Children: “Soda Pop.” Obama: I just want you to know that it’s great that you just made the mayor feel a little old. Mamdani: Very old. Obama: Fantastic.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.