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Cannon minions (egg cells) spawn (ovulate) every other wave (cycle). Minion waves build up the game state (endometrium) by pushing (sustained by progesterone from the corpus luteum). Every so often, a top laner will come around with S7 Banner of Command (sperm cell) and promote (fertilize) one of the cannon minions. Combining a Banner of Command with a cannon minion creates a promoted minion (zygote) which can then push down the lane (fallopian tubes) and reach the base (uterus) to hit the nexus (implant in the uterine lining and create a pregnancy). When the minion wave (endometrium) becomes too big, the enemy team has to respond to stop your push (involution of the corpus luteum after 14 days). So the Level 16 Sivir runs it down mid and presses W and clears the entire wave, stopping the entire push, and resetting the lane (menstruation). Watching the Sivir clear the whole wave with one button is painful and makes you feel like shit, even though your top laner will never understand what it feels like. This cycle repeats every month.

Jesus christ let me be home already

Speaking of things that are keeping me busy, im having to get my new dishwasher installed today and then go get my car registered so just a heads up that ill be afk a bit

My switch still hasnt shipped yall i cant play anything yet i promise im not ignoring yall

having 2 burly contract workers stop and stare at me as I was doing this before asking "did you uh...lose some type of bet...isn't someone else supposed to do this?" had me living through a whole humiliation ritual I am not going to lie.

"why arent you back yet-" GIRL I WENT FROM SEDENTARY WORK FROM HOME JOBS FOR 5 YEARS TO LITERALLY HAVING TO LOAD 20 BAGS OF 25LB CONCRETE LEVELER OFF AND THEN BACK ONTO A CART, DOING HEAVY LIFTING ALL DAY AND FAST WALKING AROUND A WAREHOUSE FOR 8 HOURS MY BODY IS IN SHOCK. I CRAVE SLEEP AND SUSTENANCE AND MORE SLEEP

Got off work. Body hurt. Head hurt. Hands came in contact with concrete mix and now my hands hurt. Have so much work left to do still :c

Yall I dont have Pokopia yet its expensive and I dont get paid for 2 weeks plus I need a capture card. But i promise once I get it I will stream it for yall ❤️

OMG thank you thank you thank you thank you What a sweet gift to get right as I;m finally getting a job again after being unemployed for a while and feeling down on my luck. This feels like a reward and I can't state enough how sweet this is. I cannot wait to play things for yall

AHHHHHHHH WHAT HAPPENED I WAS FILLING OUT FORMS FOR WORK WHAT

An item on my Throne wishlist just got fully funded: Nintendo Switch 2 System - Nintendo Switch 2 System - Console Only. Thank you! throne.com/bonevvitch #Wishlist #throne

I just received a contribution towards Nintendo Switch 2 System - Nintendo Switch 2 System - Console Only from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/bonevvitch #Wishlist #throne

Okay okay I did the thing I added it and enabled crowdfunding I did it right guys ;-; throne.com/bonevvitch/ite…

Yo doods @benbuck346 and I decided to hook it up for everybody and give away a Switch 2 and digital copy of Pokopia. To enter: Like this post Retweet this post Rolled live for proof (attendance not required) on twitch on 3/21 the final day of Switch Week! Also go follow Ben :]

;-; guys i just had to pay $400 to replace my washing machine i want to cry being an adult sucks.

@joyfilledhope06 Youll make me cry youre so sweet

Let's help @bonevvitch get a Switch 2. ❤️ #carliehopeswitch2 Check out Nintendo Switch 2 System - Nintendo Switch 2 System - Console Only on my Throne Wishlist! throne.com/bonevvitch/ite…

@joyfilledhope06 Because i didnt want to be selfish when i first put a switch on there:c

@bonevvitch why do you have both switch 2 and oled on throne?

Theres who doing what in the where quick someone point me in the right direction---

On another note. Another one of my agents was nerfed, i fell down the stairs, had my first day at my new job today but forgot to bring my social security card, and may have lost my social security card.

What im learning is that everyone and there mother now has pokopia but also no one does but also WHY NOT MEEEE

Who wants a switch 2 and a copy of pokopia?