Barasa Wekesa
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Barasa Wekesa
@bongopevu
Author & Journalist
Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Ocak 2019
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Met with this Certain Girlie 2 months ago na She was beautiful and Since sikua nataka ku loose a beautiful soul as her niliamua Kuona Kaa We may be Something but She wasn't into me ,So I gave up,Now it's been almost 2 months She do Texts back and Wants a Situationship hata Kama ni Wewe Kangethe Ungefanya Nini na Mtu hakua anakutaka....🤦

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@Ian_San254 We chat for sometime, I'm so flat. Kanasema the same things, "kwani ulijam? I'm here to approve the friendship, or even a relationship. I think I've healed from my past heartbreak now."
Nikamlima block. I'm a married man.
Na kameenda jiji for long holidays.
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@Ian_San254 I've been in two of such cases in the last one month. Kamoja kanaitwa Shiro, stays in Nairobi, schools in MMUST. Met her, nambeba to Amanda Resort tunakunywa chai, we become friends for some time, I express my intentions, namshow tujenge friendship. Anakataa, namlemga, juzi, "Hi"
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@DidmusWaBarasa Modern market at Chwele stalled. Musese-Nalondo-Mabanga tarmac, stalled! Kanduyi stadium, stalled! Avoidable housing in Uwanjo bgm town, stalled! Many others, stalled! His mission to defend the top seat, shall stall! The journey back to Sugoi, completed successfully! Wow.
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@DidmusWaBarasa You're a good man. The problem is the team you're associating with. Ruto is only good at commissioning, he has done millions of them since he was a DP. The only problem is that they all stall. Even this Kimilili avoidable housing project shall stall, so there's nothing so good.
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@TheChalkRabbi @hon_wamuchomba @OkothKopondo We're relocating to PRM party, bro including the party leader. Please share my contact with her. I may direct her to our new offices.
We realized that F-K has become a likubili, and we decided to heed to the numerous requests of our members to join Sifuna and Co.
Sorry.
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Kumbe i was innocently crying for Wamunyoro during his impeachment na kuna wengine walilala wakinegotiate wapewe hio Deputy president na wakawekelea tax payers money ??? Thankyou ML sasa tunaelewa mafence seaters wanaogopa nini ........
Ngosh 🙊Mwambieni wamunyoosh akilipwa ile anaitisha kortini anipe ya Machozi yangu tuwe draw basi !
Alafu ile 2 million alipledge kwa event ya watoto wa football hakulipa ni kama alitundanganya pale Erisya hotel usiku anilipe pia tuwe draw .
Halafu ile tittledeed ni kama wenyewe wanaidai ; sijui kama ilikuwa fake ........
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@Sheryllisa52263 Hapo mbele past Kipsigis girls high and past a certain market place kuna kapub Fulani hapo karibu na majani, right hand side, then unaturn, wueh!
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@Sheryllisa52263 Iko njia inatoka lami ikiingia Belgut TTI boss, gari yangu haijawai pumua hivyo.... Ile inatokea Kabianga.
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@TheChalkRabbi @hon_wamuchomba @OkothKopondo Excuse me sir, at Ford Kenya we're not accepting any fresh admissions. We regret to inform you that we're closing our kiosk soon.
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@mistikalii @georgediano Kichana yetu syndrome.
There's a book titled "Mbaya Wetu" where characters protect a thief just because the thief belongs to their clan/group/tribe/region/faction e.t.c.
Wajinga Sisi!
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System Ya Facts: Kalenjin County has benefited more from Kikuyu presidents than from our own (Moi and Ruto combined). President Mwai Kibaki did more road projects in Kalenjin land than today’s government:
1. 53km Kipsigak–Serem–Shamakhokho Road (2004–2006 by China Wu Yi), Chebarbar–Lessos–Napkoi (2003–2004 by Issaco from Israel).
2. Himaki–Nandi Hills Road (2004–2005) – 21km.
3. Chepterit–Baraton–Kimondi Road – 17km.
4. Eldoret–Kapsabet–Nandi Hills–Awasi re-carpeting, and Kapsabet–Chavakali re-carpeting.
5. Mosoriot–Kabiyet–Kaiboi–Kurgung Road – 35km.
6. The only tarmac road in Aldai was built by Emilio Stanley Mwai Kibaki.
7. President Uhuru Kenyatta built the Rivatex–Kipkaren Salient–Kapkatembu Road (35km).
8. The Eldoret Bypass was also built by President Uhuru Kenyatta. The best maize prices in North Rift were during the reigns of Presidents Uhuru and Mwai Kibaki.
9. President Kibaki also raised tea bonuses during his term from KSh 3 per kilo to KSh 37 per kilo. Uhuru pushed it further to KSh 44 per kilo. During that time, Kalenjins never voted for Kibaki. Today, instead of our son pushing it even further, tea prices have dropped to KSh 18 per kilo.
In four years, William Ruto has built only 7km of the Salient–Kaiboi Road... and it is not even complete! While other regions are benefiting from the national cake, our people, especially in South Rift have been left with the mandate of joining the president in prayer services, shouting Tutam, and clapping for the good work he is doing in other areas.
Now he has come back home begging for mercy, promising that our share of development will come in his second term. Atukome kabisa!!!

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@SomoinaKapeen Yes. You not following me back and ignoring my comments..🥲
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@Rogers_Otii Kenyatta's death really hit me hard. I was still in my mother's womb. Mum was still in primary school though.
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LEO MWANAUME AMENITOA KWAKE 5AM IN THE MORNING JUU NILIMYIMA KUMA!!!!!!!!!!!
KENYAN MEN SHOULD STYLE UP!!
ACHA NIWAPEE STORI MNIAMBIE WHO'S WRONG!
Jana I was chilling kwa nyumba Yangu, this fucking dude texted me, akaniuliza Niko wapi.
I told him Niko kwa nyumba, nimetulia.
Akaniambia niendee kwake, tu hang out.
I told him "Mimi sitaki kuja kwako because I don't want to sleep with you I'm celibate"
He insisted on me going
He literally begged me niendee, na ni just hanging out.
He finally convinced me, after alisema Mimi nitalala kwa bed yeye kwa couch
Mimi kama mtoto mjinga nikajitoa na fare Yangu and I went to his place in Kitengela.
😭 I should have stayed in my house..
Ama ningerudi tuu, juu he took like 20 minutes to pick me up and was wondering after all that effort?
Finally nikafika kwake,
He brought my beers na yeye ajiwekea yake, after he started initiating intercourse with me
Was like dude we agreed ???
I'm not sleeping with and stop touching me,
Akasema amekuwa carried away 😭
To cut the long story short...
Masaa ya kulala ikafika, and I told him show me the bed ni lale,
Yoh! Nikidhani nitalala pekee yangu he also joined 😭
Was like wtfffffff,
Kidogo kidogo, hard on in my ass,
Like literally pressing it so hard on my ass, told him to stop, anaachaa after a few minutes anarudia.
Nikajam, nikaenda kulala kwa Couch 🛋️ 😭 this guy didn't follow me ata kunibeg or apologise for his behaviour.
Nililala uko kwa baridi 😭
5 am, jipange uendeee 😭.
Akanifikisha kwa gate he opened nikatoka and he closed it behind me 😭
Wooiiiii, nilidhani iPhone Yangu Leo haita lala nyumbani
I fucking want to sue this Mf 😭
Nani hapa ako na Makosa?
Me or him?
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Yet another mega empty market: Githurai 45 market. Someone said, 'If you want to hide gold in Africa, put it in a library; no one will notice it.' I see Sakaja Johnson building more markets. How about doing a study to learn why these markets are not attracting traders? It may be due to a simple reason, like the multilevel design after years of using singlelevel markets, Kenyans may not trust a market that resembles a shopping mall. A socioeconomic impact assessment is key to such projects

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