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Say no to boring content. Find a comedian to help your message shtick. We connect you with professionals from SNL, Comedy Central, Conan, and more!

New York, New York Katılım Ağustos 2017
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Maddy Smith
Maddy Smith@somaddysmith·
Overheard on the L train — “let’s make my birthday party expensive because I hate my dad”
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
You lost me at “according to Wikipedia”.
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Denny’s
Denny’s@DennysDiner·
Disney+ might be down but Denny’s restaurants are always open.
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Andrew Schiavone
Andrew Schiavone@aschiavone·
My office doesn't allowing eating at your desk so now I have to time my chewing to my mouse clicks like Andy from Shawshank hitting that pipe with a rock
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Andrew Schiavone
Andrew Schiavone@aschiavone·
There's nothing like that fear when you think your phone is ringing and the relief when you realize its from a phone on the tv show you're watching
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Denny’s
Denny’s@DennysDiner·
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, we'll sit in the walk in freezer wondering where it all went wrong.
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mark normand
mark normand@marknorm·
Guy: I hate my spouse. Friend: You gotta end it. Guy: I also hate myself. Friend: You gotta en... learn to love yourself!
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Sam Morril
Sam Morril@sammorril·
Girl: “I’m ready...I’m finally ready to have sex.” Me: “Alexa, play Jock Jams.”
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