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How come there’s only One documented sighting of that Miniature car in Cleveland

They were lowkey Microdosing psychological horror in the Wet Painters episode of SpongeBob

Italian client brought me Homemade lasagna and Tiramisu out of the Blue

some of y’all rose tattoos look like cabbage

Love the Episode of SpongeBob where Krabs starts having Delusions about the Treasure hunting game Because this is how a lot of People navigate Real life after Seeing certain shit online

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

Crazy how the side of the family that carries bipolar disorder is 40 times bigger because everyone had side hoes and minimum 1 secret family

Shoutout Gen x and Boomers on Facebook that Don’t make photo albums or posts Private. I’m like 1 piece of Information away from Finding my Great grandpas secret family Now LMAO

Is Pok a Dot still in Batavia

Me stalling because i Don’t want to Leave the pool

MAYDAY!!!!!

FUCK BOSTON

You bitches need TSH, CBC, CMP, and lipid Panels IMMEDIATELY

dudes really spend $80k on a new truck to just haul around their fat wife

the less i know about your boyfriend the better

@g4ys0n @f4kefan

Spoiled Episode 5 of the Boys to bro Because i was Drunk & misread his Text

@mi1fmi1k You’re not posting it on stories twice a day tho

@boobmeat_ That’s actually the only reason I use it

Nobody give a Fuck about that Apple Watch workout summary

@425Druid I’m LARPing

@boobmeat_ alright boobmeat you don’t have to live like this it isnt the wasteland

Raw spaghettio’s and a Spoon that tastes Metallic as Fuck >>>