Becky Leeson 💙💛

Honey, I shrunk the magnums #shrinkflation

I’ll do literally anything except write. I now know my foundation shade in 5 different brands I’ll probably never buy. #WritingCommunity

Real talk: I can pay £20 for a return flight to Spain to spend the day on the beach. But if I need to go to a funeral in the UK, I have to pay £150 for a day return and pray the rail service isn’t late/cancelled. What the hell is going on?! @nationalrailenq @10DowningStreet

@WrnrWrites My thoughts are with you at this dark time.

Thought I had boiled the kettle, turns out I hadn’t, and just poured cold water into my mug to make my coffee. Wake up, Benji.

Lioness? Suffragette? Come on, Rishi. We want the Blobby line.

Being rich is being able to buy the plant-based milk you actually want, and not the one on offer.

For the record, I had a pint of white wine in Yeovil once cause they wouldn’t let us take the glass bottle outside. It was absolutely horrendous.

No one: Government:

It should be illegal to blast music on public transport. No one, and I mean no one, needs to hear Wonderwall on the morning train. EVER.

@TheAnaheraRebel Oh absolutely. This and the outfits! Nothing’s been the same since Christine’s fabulous gothic wedding.

@bookyleeson I’m just in it to nosey around the extortionately expensive properties, so the bickering is wildly boring. I second your suggestion!😁

Hear me out: Selling Sunset, but every time they sit down at a restaurant for an argument they’re forced to sit through three agonising courses of the world’s most awkward dinner.

Why oh why did @lasiguanas take the Blazing Bird off the menu? There goes my reason to visit.

@RogerBayntun Haha, thanks Roger. I hope so! 🥰

@bookyleeson It’s not a stupid little book, Becky, it’ll be a fantastic book.

Me sitting down to write my stupid little book after a full day at work #WritingCommunity

Me when there’s no food in the house

@Daniel_Aegan I don't think anyone is 😂

Twitter used to be a magical place. When my short story got published and became an Amazon bestseller, you guys rallied around me like no one else. 💛 I’m just… not sure it’s worth it anymore. If you’re in the “good place” 🧵🧵🧵I’d love to keep in touch. Drop your handles!

@coda_cola_ Following! 💛