boonchi

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zootopia 3 is a reimagining of the btothers karamazov by fyodor dostoevsky

i thought the holes in strawberries were where the straw grew from

@hastifliche "nick shirley is an escort but right now he’s standing in line at the piggly wiggly, holding a carton of milk like it’s a fragile secret. a slutty secret on coke. his phone buzzes. a client. the one who likes to wear latex gloves. nick watches the cashier’s hands drape and drip"

this guy has the broad trusting bovine face of a prostitute in a Dennis Cooper novel whom the other characters fantasise about disembowelling

@TurmShrub as a female aries i constantly oscillate between saying astrologyheads should be thrown into the sea with bricks strapped to them and believing i crave bread when venus is in retrograde

growing up is learning the mystery button on the microwave isn't power saving mode but erases a memory every time you press it. soon you forget the time, where you live, why you pressed the button, what is butter chicken why the cat wearing a diaper hello do you live here meow

timothee chalamet just executed a circus mime with a guillotine. the arts will not be safe until we stop this monster

open a laundromat

[about to see the movie hamnet for the first] *turning to the stranger next to me* this isn't the first film i've seen about a pig who plays basketball

when i was a little girl i wanted to make all of julia child's recipes in my pink easy bake oven and now that i'm grown up i want to make her top secret shark repellent that she invented when she was a spy so they could bomb nazi submarines without sharks exploding the torpedos

@hdklun just the right amount of doughy

@boonchibaby She Got a deep ish pizza

licorice? i barely know her. people don't really say crude things like that anymore because they have seen the consequences of candy related sin. that willy wonka fellow drowned those little people in that chocolate river for fun on his lunch breaks

this diva had eyebrows so skinny that when he turned sideways, they became theoretical

@necropin happy ham day yay

Happy Ham Day to all those that celebrate

@hdklun glad somebody is keeping up

@boonchibaby Lick her ish

mickey mouse had such big ears because he was designed to overhear sensitive information. he was an MI5 spy. and a gambling addict. he lost the family home in a game of poker, and minnie left him. now the only thing his big ears hear is the loud silence of loneliness

you've reached the national keeper hotline. please leave your secret after the beep. to hear a pinky promise we will keep it, press 1

i can't bring myself to delete the old photos i took of you because it is proof you once stood so close to me, said mr frog. she was a mistake, he croaked. our tadpole's teacher, sobbed mrs frog. she snaps, did you even think of me before u leapt onto her lilypad, you filthy pig

(pretentious music guy) do you listen to geese? (normal girl) i think every bird is worth listening to. birds carry the sun in their feathers and the hush of dawn in their call, reminding the earth that even in tethered leather, hearts can rise and never fall

@Schmrgl it is a beautiful image, isn't it, dear schmrgl

@boonchibaby Beautiful

flower petals are bibs for baby mice

[applying 15 layers of my new lip gloss called Hot Ice Berry Bomb Slut Plumping Serum for Crazy Bitches] *smacks lips* i just think a scrambled egg is a very violent concept. very Lacanian. a boiled egg is tentatively Freduian...the Vienna Egg is our transformed unconsciousness