eucalyptus 🍃

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

imagine a fish smoking a cigarette. looks natural, no? ah, but alas, they cannot do so underwater. such is the way of life. a cruel mistress, she is

I would never kill any birds let alone Two with A Stone

France made this wastefulness illegal cause it’s cruel and only causes more waste issues. Any food market or restaurant over 400 square meters has to donate all their good unsold food to charities and are fined if they do anything like this. That law should be applied everywhere

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

no fucking way the only way out is through

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

drinking tea with honey always feels a little unreal. when you think about it, i’m sipping something that used to be sunlight and flowers

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

When you realize that routines are actually rituals of devotion to yourself and your dreams they become much easier to follow

Priorities

how do people do this for 70 years

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

everything is about love. and when it isn’t, it’s about the absence of it

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

computa help me

"We were destined to meet."

I took her to my birdhouse and I beaked it