Roger

@obvious_shirts Take my money

YSMFDB.

@StevenCheah Brandon

Can anybody guess which person from Barstool I’ll be sitting with for tonight’s Cubs game?

@Michael_Cerami Ramirez and Alcantara will be the ones that get traded.

Would you want the Cubs to trade Matt Shaw *this season* if it meant they got back an impact starting pitcher? bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/05/1…

@barstoolWSD Sux play .500 average baseball and sux fans forget how to act right

This guy is the biggest ass clown on baseball Twitter

@wyermush Sux fans have their team finally playing .500 baseball and forget how to act

I’m supposed to like PCA less because of this?

@JesseRogersESPN This is going to sound mean but wish it was him on the IL

Phil Maton has really struggled with the Cubs after signing a free agent deal during the winter. His ERA is now 9.49 after that home run.

@barstoolWSD 😂😂😂

Dominguez annoys me Walk this shit off

@W_B_Rick Matón is horrible. His era is now at almost 10

Cubs bullpen to federal prison

@barstoolsports @barstoolchicago Good for the guy putting her in her place

PCA vs. a woman from the Southside of Chicago What a matchup @barstoolchicago

@MohxamedZ Eat shit apu

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AustinJenkins07 @StooliesClub @tBushGaming Instant iconic barstool moment

A piece of that [BUSH] will always be with me. CHAMPS @tBushGaming

@Cdlarabic @Temp @Jerrythekid21 Eat shit

Don’t ever fucking talk shit to a Saudi player or you’ll end up regretting it like this @Temp @Jerrythekid21 🤫🤫

@K22N8 Get fucked apu

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Watch how KnoX makes Jerry cry. Jerry cries when he loses and when he wins. KnoX ruined everything.

@ProFootballDoc @PatrickMahomes

Patrick Mahomes Week 1 Update Here are the 3 key points: 1️⃣ There is **no way** Mahomes will be 100% healthy by Week 1 2️⃣ He **will** be able to throw from the pocket, but not be the mobile Mahomes we've known 3️⃣ The Chiefs still don’t know if he’s starting Week 1 (it’s only May) Full breakdown in the video 👇

@barstoolWSD @ChuckNaso @ChiSportsBums Did you watch the highlights from last nights game yet?

@ChuckNaso @ChiSportsBums

Who is tailgating for Sox-Cubs today?

@MeekPhill_ But the Mets are

Will not be tweeting for a few days due to Surviving Barstool I am not dead

@ChiSportsFanJoe Ufffff

White Sox are the flat out better team. No question about it right now.

@StephAnnie330 @MeganMakinMoney Megan is a beast

everybody say “Thank you, @MeganMakinMoney!!”

@MeganMakinMoney Good job Meg

BANG BITCHES

@MLB Not top 100 player though

Nico Hoerner steals a hit from Munetaka Murakami!