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@booty_yy

gonna lock in soon 🙏🔜

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Kellan@booty_yy·
All you girls who are about to bring comforters to the beach this summer you are NOT a vibe. Matter of fact, FUCK YOU
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Airplane: by the way we offer free Wi-Fi Passenger: Oh that’s awesome, does it work? Airplane: no 🔥
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You could literally tell some of these Gen Z hoes “I bought an elephant last week” and they would be like “okayyyy yes elephant” zero facial expression zero follow up questions
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Harry@hreinhardt0·
How Kellan Smith was moving that one night at Husky’s in March 2023
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Why don’t the dudes in Star Wars just use the force to press the off button on the other dudes lightsaber?
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Oh that’s your girl? Then why she spamming crouch on me in the Minecraft server
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I need one of those CIA jobs where they contrive social media discourse to divide the masses. #careerpath
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In America, a serf can be set free if he correctly guesses the outcome of 64 basketball games in a row
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Just jailbroke my Meta glasses and now they give girls a pink outline when they are ovulating #freethrow
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Just went on Facebook and it’s even worse than I though it would be. AI video generation is absolutely kicking their ass…
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@hreinhardt0 Like congrats bro you get to sit in the plane longer 😭
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I love how the preboarding mfs think their hard knowing DAMN well that boarding 5-10 minutes before everyone else is the most meaningless luxury ever
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Just threw a wadded up piece of paper in the trash and yelled “Adebayo!”
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Inconvenience is the cost of community
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Good shot, windy day
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A beautiful Chinese woman named Deer Xing has been trying to communicate with me through road signs
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