battery killer

@babavavot @alice_sama We're going brick for brick

@alice_sama Bet her ass feels like bricks

Why didn’t the Viltrumites just repopulate with Thula? Are the Viltrumites gay? 🤔 #Invincible

@hoodheresies07 I never wanted this

Butt niggas:

@froogbanana Where tf are you sleeping dawg

been super creative and flirty for like two whole weeks, and today I fell out of bed onto the train tracks. I hate this fucken shit dude just PICK A LANE

@BambiUmami Lookin good homeboy

@BambiUmami Is it worth watching?

been rewatching flcl slowly, last time was 2017. i remember episode 3 standing out to me the most. and this to me is still the defining shot of the whole series, beyond any sexy space alien rickenbacker shenanigans, just "they're fake"

@JosephF62710202 pushing A all by yourself handsome?

@BambiUmami Don't study me, you'll fail!

a logical horny ass eating sapiosexual

Gaming skill has dropped noticeably since I stopped drinking and smoking. But I can pass drug tests now and don't have blank spots in my memory anymore. Pros and cons I guess

@CalmDownLevelUp @willsgardevoir You been using it

@willsgardevoir I have something better

Does anyone have this

@JeffNeelzAgain @Saturn_Shuttle This is like Tumblrspeak for men

Elves: "nature is beautiful... the gods created us to live in perfect harmony with all creation <3" Dwarves and humans:

@BambiUmami What game?

this stupid mobile idle game tech tree is so strangely weighted that it suggests we could invent nuclear weapons before we figure out screws

This is so god damn funny

white boy SHOCKS staff at chinese restaurant with sudden act of savage violence

got too drunk in the vietnamese restaurant last night, they said i can never go back. they banh mi

I have not remarked upon this until now, but I have been hiking this path for three days and it will not end.

@poopdiahrrea I think you got a shot

Im a licensed social worker in 2 states and I want to have sex with the licensed pharmacist in 3 states from tiktok