Alan Blowers

@kingswoodsms Well done Stu👍👍

@piersmorgan This cannot be acceptable ! Madness.

Sam Smith needs to shut up.

@layxsnv When the lights go out, it will be the old people you will turn to for guidance about living without a phone.

Nah apple dead got a class on how to use ya iPhone for old people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@hrrysgreysuit Stunning lady.

Love Catherine’s hat 💛 so chic 👒

@piersmorgan Totally unfair.

Women's sport, 2022.

@reallorraine Me too, that means you are wonderful.

I see a donkey though

@benshephard @kategarraway Is Ron Weasley on GMTV this morning?😄😄

Morning all - @kategarraway was at an awards do last night and this morning has won the award for “Best Supporting Collar!” Either that or she’s lost a fight with a Battenberg! (Cheers Ray on Twitter for that 🤣)

@KatiePiper_ @BBCRadio2 Well done Katie. 👍

What a week! I’ve had such a ball this week at sitting in for Vanessa Feltz 👑 on @bbcradio2 Thank you to all of you who joined me, texting in & enjoyed the track. I’ve got exciting news, I will be back in November on @bbcradio2 more announcements to follow soon 💛

@maj_retd_fox I bet there is a hidden Pegasus somewhere on those socks.

@tinpanalleypics @Lauratobin1 @andipeters 👍👍

If you travel west from Jersey you get to…… @andipeters says America I say Canada!!!

@o_logical @Lauratobin1 @andipeters Eastern cost is 44 degs N

@JoshieYoshie23 @piersmorgan Ulterior motives.

@piersmorgan Fair play to Keir Starmer for doing this 👏 Looking forward to watch this. 👍

In the hot seat..

@JohnCleese @montypython The sermon on the mount in The Life of Brian. “I’ll take you to the fuckin cleaners mate!!” Brilliant.❤️

On this day in 1969, @montypython was born. What is your favorite sketch? #montypython

@IanBourneArt @Dawn_French Stunning.

My drawing of @Dawn_French has sold, and I’d rather like to give the proceeds to a worthy cause. If you happen to see this post, perhaps you would like to suggest one?

@GMB Please please, leave it! Repetition again, and again.

'Do you care?' The Electoral Commission has launched an investigation into Boris Johnson's flat renovation. It is unclear where the funds initially came from for the £90,000 flat refurb. #GMB

@kingswoodsms What?

@WilliamShatner Many Happy Returns William Shatner.🍺

Well! I must say that the reaction to a 90th birthday 🥳 is overwhelming. 🤨Don’t you people have better things to do? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣 Thank you to everyone for your well wishes and love! ❤️

@reallorraine It was gut wrenching Lorraine, so very very sad. Difficult to hide the tears. Well done.

Thank you so much for your heartfelt comments about last night’s #Dunblane documentary. It means a lot. On tomorrow’s 25th anniversary we should all just take a minute to remember.

@piersmorgan Chess next???

Oh FFS.

@reallorraine It a mask in sight!

Crazy. Disheartening. Infuriating.