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@jainormis no no yes

having so much fun in the bathroom! should i get naked? should i jack off? should i find beauty in the little things?

very cool experience to watch people extend grace and empathy to others in situations similar to yours that they never extended to you lol. like ohhh so it wasn’t that you didn’t understand it’s that you didn’t care when it was happening to me specifically lol

you also need to be studying your *own* revealed preferences btw. Like why do I instinctively dress up a little more when I think X is coming? Why do i avoid mentioning to C when I hang out w D? Why do I tend to do <thing> when <seemingly unrelated thing> happens?

doing your own nails is not for the faint of heart

baby it was high school.. let’s move on with our lives

@sugarpatchi the way the post is gone now oo

@borbyj 😭😭😭

op baselessly hating on this girl for trying out content creation and inadvertently giving her a ton of engagement is hilarious

@naledimashishi genuinely awful

I know the point of Girls was that they were all terrible people but Jessa was so uniquely terrible it was a wonder any of them put up with her

You will notice how it's never the beautiful bugs that are trying to sneak into your house, the butterflies etc. It's always the ugly. The desperate ones.

ruben IS in fact directly or indirectly responsible for troubles in niall's life, but niall takes advantage of the situation and says that if he hurts his little toe, its also his fault. thats why he can't move on and nobody takes him seriously as an adult anymore #halfman

Me going into this episode expecting Niall to have a degree and be a successful writer, just to see he's a dropout, loser, broke pervert having sex in public and porn covering every inch of his one room apartment: #halfman

who needs a nemesis with a mother like this

obsessed w lori renovating a room for her mentally ill adult son with her violent and unstable pseudo step sons money and deciding he needed a signed harrison ford poster to aid in his recovery

@paulswhtn Niall when he found out Ruben has been his secret sugar daddy all this time

watching Half Man episode 4 kinda gagged at how terrible Niall life is like wow he just never have a good day

@sugarpatchi no but if u find out lmk

does anyone know how to make everything better?

is this allowed