Lizzybeth

someone’s getting lucky in boston

His name is Landry Shamet He is changing my entire life one three at a time

@blahblahemilyy “wow how about landry shamet yea ill go home with you”

about to “wow wasn’t that knicks game last night so crazy?” my way into some dick

The dopamine rush of scrolling through twitter after your favorite team had an all time great performance

“My nigga Tyler from the city hit me, and said it’s time to Kolek” 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥 — Drake on Iceman

ok well if you’re so sure burn the ship

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

@1ovesickkk this was a fucked up thing to say to me after a night of moscow mules

did i see desire in your eyes or only my own yearning staring back

net n yahoo

sometimes i eat a piece of bread and it tastes exactly how id imagine a duck would taste it

@skitzocat that’s so weird the bush is beating around me

the dead horse is beating me

I don’t need my name back Throw my notebooks in the basement Oh I love you and I can’t fake that For a moment, we go way back

if i’m frying the bigger fish…. and the bigger fish is getting fried….. whose flying the plane

@belleanorx when i’m sleeping

@borderlamee U? Laid Back? When?

don’t ever think that just because i’m laid back i won’t lean forward

@elordibug suddenly my name is 4k

Heathcliff in 4k.. that’s all i got to say

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

@Brumairian @belleanorx has told me this same thing

Guys, you're supposed to hunt your girl in the woods not abandon them there 🙄

@Brumairian @thedimitri i just have a hunch

@borderlamee @thedimitri Speaking from experience?

have they ever figured out why latinas are so horny

@YeOldeYank you would be correct