Boring Jabari Parker

3 dark loads & a white load all washed, dried, ironed & put away in 3 hours and 17 minutes. Not a personal best but it's certainly up there.

#NBAVOTE Jabari Parker pls retweet to vote him into the all-star game

Scored a career high 36 points today. Feels nice. I think adding an extra hour to my sleep is really paying off.

The key to success is having your toaster set to 3.5 and not 3.

Definitely going to celebrate tonight. I'm thinking about inviting the guys over to play Monopoly and have some fruit cake.

Steph Curry seemed upset so I said to him "24 & 1 isn't so bad, now is it" he shook his head and said not now Jabari. I said not now what?

After the game today Blake Griffin asked me what was wrong. I said I was sad we lost. He said Oh, OK. Then we departed separate ways.

I stared in the mirror for ten minutes wondering why my shirt said sckub on it. MCW told me mirrors flip words. I can't believe I forgot.

When I think of Greg Monroe, I think of James Monroe. Both key figures in U.S history. Well at least James, u know, until Greg & I four peat

First, let me hop out the beautiful Toyota Camry.

When we landed in LA for summer league we all had to put our watches back 2 hrs because of the time difference. I was the first to remember.

I know Jay Z dropped the hyphen from his name but I'll always spell it Jay-Z. If he has a problem with this he can e-mail me and I'll stop.

Last year today I unplugged my USB without pressing the eject button first. Where does time go?

As I walked from my locker to the court I predicted my right foot would be the 1st to touch the floor. I was correct.What a time to be alive

I said to MCW That pass wasnt very good. He said Sorry I thought someone was still there. I said You should look before you pass. He said OK

I just wanted to remind everyone the Chicago Bulls haven't won the series yet. To advance, you have to win 4 games, not 3.

Giannis said, Congratulations, Jabari. I said Thanks. Then Khris Middleton said Congratulations, Jabari. I also said Thanks.

Much like Tyus Jones, I texted coach K after the loss to Mercer as well. Only I said "I'm declaring for the draft."

I stayed up past my 10:30pm bed time. It was so worth it!!

Words can't express how happy I am right now!!