Baethoven

so glad strangers feel comfortable telling me I look heavy and that I have to be due any day now

just started outlander and I’m a little worried about myself

Chick-fil-A I’m already ashamed to have no willpower when it comes to your fries, can you please stop giving me the butts of the potatoes they are the worst

You can't make this up. The Department of Education estimates it will cost $99,900,900 to operate the application for student debt cancelation. They would literally rather spend $100M on means-testing than just canceling the debt automatically.

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

it’s time I recognize that my true favorite song of all time is wonder by natalie merchant.

This is not the day after Fiona. This is yesterday. 12 days after the storm. We’re delivering meals in the southern part of Puerto Rico. Areas where there is still no water, still no electricity. People are now dying because of the lack of response. No justice, no peace.

After every single school shooting, Republicans tell us it’s not guns, it’s mental health. Today, 205 Republicans just voted against increasing mental health access in schools.

@KellyKitz we can do a lil switcheroo

idk how I was surprised that bo burnham’s inside made me cry when I always break down at the last two songs of make happy

this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.

pro-life but no paid maternity leave. pro-life but no affordable accessible health care. pro life but no access to mental resources for the mother. pro-life but no changes in the foster system. pro-life but no guaranteed access to good education. pro life but no increase in wages

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

if fast fashion is bad then where do i find slow fashion

@jonstewart where ya been, jon?????

Umm. Watching Bo Burnham. This fella is ridiculously talented…you all probably knew that already though…

Happy Pride Month!! You are more gay than you realize.