Boris Jančić

@kaserlin @cjsbishop I wish!

@borisjancic @cjsbishop Would you bring your pooch to work though Boris?

As the former owner of a Samoyed, I am deeply relating to @cjsbishop’s predicament during this presser.

New Zealand mentioned 😍😍🤣

I am currently 18h 52m 56s of light travel time from Earth (2024:011:000000:1L)

I only need 2 billion streams to catch up with Taylor Swift and get a No.1 album this week. Come on, team! WE CAN DO IT! Let’s stream the fuck out of my album tonight! jamesblunt.lnk.to/WhoWeUsedToBe

Will be interesting to see whether adding Wayne Barnes to the sanctions list will survive coalition negotiations. Hearing some support.

Both Hipkins and Luxon say they’re for banning greyhound racing. Wonder what Winston Peters has to say about this.

We’ll know computers are sentient when they start using contractions. Haven’t seen it happen yet

Will vote for anyone who promises to ban ordering from QR codes at tables at cafes.

I genuinely love the process of going to vote. It’s this little, very particular ritual you only do every few years and can think about where you were the last time you did it. Also, I double -check I ticked the right boxes about 15 times.

@PastTenseOfJav Feeling personally attacked by this.

espresso martinis are just jagerbombs with a trust fund

YUSSSS!

@coughlthom Otago would take the first 3 spots in the New Zealand rankings, I assume.

Replace college rankings with: wsj.com/us-news/educat…

If this debate goes for much longer it’s going to bankrupt the country.

@comingupcharlie As a regular ongoing event or just a cowardly one-off?

@coughlthom It was Thatcher, right?

Incredible scenes on The Chase tonight: Bradley: Which Labour Party leader worked as a miner at the age of ten? Contestant: David Cameron.

“The Taniwha of excessive debt” is an incredibly Shane Jones phrase from Shane Jones.

Winston Peters in Parliament in 1989, Francis Bacon, Seated Figure, 1961. (Image: John Nicholson)

Either totally trolling Peters or sheer optimism.

John Key on RNZ just floated the idea Winston Peters could be speaker of the house if there was a coalition as a kind of compromise.