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@born2piss

because of, and in spite of it all, love being noah

tx Katılım Mayıs 2016
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posted the only-one-in-the-world custom 2 door durango trackhawk for 1 like. you people dont appreciate shit
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@Bubble_Streams @datremotedev @kitten_beloved absolutely. you can even use binomial distribution to find the chance of hitting heads exactly one time in 100 fair coil flips(0.00000000000000000000000000789%) probability is somewhat counterintuitive in a lot of ways but very interesting
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The Wonder Bubble 💌⚠️🐺🍪
@born2piss @datremotedev @kitten_beloved Huh, interesting. I'm no statistician by any means, but I thought since each instance was completely unique and unrelated to every other instance, it would remain a 0.01%, like a coin flip x.com/Bubble_Streams…
The Wonder Bubble 💌⚠️🐺🍪@Bubble_Streams

@Tess581670 @datremotedev @kitten_beloved Okay so, a coin flip is a 50% chance, no matter how many times you flip it. But if you're blindfolded reaching into a bucket with 9 red balls and 1 green ball, you have a 10% chance of green on your first pull, and that chance goes up with every red ball removed. So in that case>

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@Bubble_Streams @datremotedev @kitten_beloved no if you take a 0.01% chance 1 time vs 1000s of times the odds if hitting 1 time are very different. the math is more complicated that basic multiplication but each event being independent doesnt mean the odds are the same for 1 event vs multiple
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this portends a
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on my way home from work a hawk caught a field mouse next to the highway as i was exiting and as it flew overhead a single drop of blood landed on my windshield
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damn
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what if you just didnt do that
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@mortison7 it was at like 40psi and holding lol
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@born2piss i would be scared being near this with any air in it
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Are these safe to drive on? And how far am I getting bc I gotta stretch these to last me until Tuesday
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@FullFlavorDober @Spottyroo it was a MB cant remember which one specifically but i wanna say it was a glc300. customer had us drive it to the tire shop for them the next morning it drove pretty nice whatever it was
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filling her tank up on sunday used to be like 1/4 of getting her flowers nowadays you gotta have a ring on it before im giving gas money #ididthat👉
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@90s_Honda this customer came in for an oil change tire rotation btw lmfao
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@90s_Honda LOL u really had me going there
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@born2piss I did this with 200 grit sandpaper btw it took me all day noah
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Are these safe to drive on? And how far am I getting bc I gotta stretch these to last me until Tuesday
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@adastroworld come to dallas ill throw smth on the grill for us
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i pay $700 every month in rent so ill piss in the backyard(onto the exterior wall OF THE ROOM I RENT BTW) as much as i damn well please
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tfw you know its literally never getting better and youll be grinding up against the poverty line and chasing inflation for the rest of your life
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