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the internet has served its purpose

A lot of the reason this year unfolded the way that it did is because 2+0+2+5=9 and next year it will be different because 2+0+2+6=10

Let Go(d)

Ever since i was a young child i always knew i wanted to be a venture capitalist

Just found out michael bay is directing the upcoming skibidi toilet movie

gnostics up 2025

speech is a game text is an art

pretty sure i’m being possessed

I learned more from peter griffin than any professor

Vibing off the redacted

I’m on some 2020 shit

We need a chinese pope

Cowboys are gay

You need to be working on your shrimp farm

Most of my energy these days goes toward not destroying everything in my life for fun

Building bridges to places we never been

if you open 1 umbrella indoors it’s bad luck. if you open 60 ubrellas indoors you’re good.

My gf said it turns her on when i do my jamaican accent

Lowkey george w bush is my favorite president