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@kanyewest I hope your day is going well and I appreciate you.

Quote idea for @SpaceX floating landing pad "Look mom, no hands!"

@Nick_Offerman What Next? Not a flat slab, basically a big log cut in half, Thank you for any help

RT if you want some of these stickers I made. I literally have 25,000 lol

7pm fireworks at dark, vine neighborhood, possible keg?

Party my house tomorrow! Beer pong, big ass fireworks, party party party. Hmu for details bring anyone!

@AriannaKaylie Thanks bro should be poppin, can't w8 either dude

Dm or text for details/info. Time may change

Shakespeares is weird, you go on a weekday and its all business. you go on a Friday night and theres a girl peeing in the urinal next to you

My safe word is "wow" in a Owen Wilson voice

That's the way to live happy

Tight circle...open thoughts

Why did Congress keep themselves out of the new health care act. If you wouldn't give it to yourself why are you giving it to others?

United’s stock price is falling harder than the passengers it knocks to the ground $UAL

They say you drink until you crawl... #WMUHouseCrawl

If anyone has a nice pelican/yeti/rtic etc. Cooler I can borrow for a trip please let me know

@Alex_T_Sowell literally me and accounting right now... twitter.com/ColIegeStudent…