Михаил Кельдерманов

Today's conservative is yesterday's liberal who got mugged last

in their best interests.

Being king is not much fun if no one knows you are one.

A psychotic lives in castles in the air.

"I'd like all your $20 bills in this bag", "To go".

Practical politics consists of ignoring the facts. Come to think of

Bad weather forecasts are more often right than good ones.

The girl of your dreams is unavailable except in print.

When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.

in the holy name of Social Justice. That is to say, what is mine is

"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses?

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

New systems generate new problems.

Photographers fade faster than photographs.

safety of reminiscence.

envy, pure and simple.

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

The person who marries for money generally ends up earning it.

Anger is never without an argument, or with a good one.