Shaikh Mohammad Zia

@NazimGujj1 Bhai her Banday ko Apnay Kiye Ki Saza Khud Bhugatni he Dunya me bhi aur Aakhirat me bhi kisi ke Bacho ko Bad Dua nahi deni Chahiye is me un Masoom ka Kia Qasoor he me ye baat as a Insaaniyat kar Raha Hu mera in se Koi Taaluq nahi he Shukria

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

Hiya, Doc! What's cookin'? - Data

I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".

Bad weather forecasts are more often right than good ones.

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be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

Don't take life seriously...it isn't permanent.

It's not social oppression that moves wild-eyed revolutionaries; it's

How did I get round from eating square meals?

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

magician.

Use IF...ELSE IF...ELSE IF...ELSE... to implement multi

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.

safety of reminiscence.

"I'd like all your $20 bills in this bag", "To go".

have bad breath.

". . . tip-toe thwough the tuwips . . ." - Tiny Fudd