Farooq Ronnie Shumba

I help SME founders & contractors understand cash flow, tax & financial risk — before it becomes a crisis. South Africa 🇿🇦 | Africa-focused Practical insights. No noise.

@Am_Blujay Sapatinna Sapatinna

A wife must look like this 🔥

@Am_Blujay Lol the hunger for that Elon Dough

What drives you guys to post fake news ?

@thomasmlambo That was a breakfast show like no other ..:::

You'd wake up and hear the first 5 seconds of the beat on Thato and Thato in the morning, and just know it's was going to be a good day.. 2003 was a time..

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@DivhaAfrica Lol same choreographed eish …. I caught on at 10 got banished to my room for 3 Saturdays for stating the obvious I was comparing Boxing to this. Still enjoyed it though but could tell.

You see why i cant watch today's wrestling, look at what we grew up watching. It's world apart.

@antomukuwa Kana achibata mabhebhi achiribho

The problem of lying too much about your progress is that you end up even believing your lies. I know one guy who tried to do engineering degree and did not finish it because he was suspended in his final year due to something that he never disclosed! He went on to believe his lies that he is an engineer,through some family connections he started working for a big organization as an engineer and he was earning good money,at college his suspension period was over. Instead of returning to school and finish his degree he insisted that he was an engineer and later on when the company restructured the new HR didn’t find his degree and requested it and that was the end for him. At that point at university,the time lapse for him if he wanted to go back he would have to start from zero! If you hear the guy talk about new projects he is doing you will buy every story until when you realize this man is just a serial liar! Ukaona mababe aanobata mahwani magetsi chaiwo bcz anowakanga hake big time,😂😂 The lesson from his life is to sell something you have to believe it and it’s important be careful otherwise you end up being delusional,l have seen a lot of people believing crazy things. Heee l will marry a rich guy,heee l will be married when l become rich,heee l am not buying a house kuGhetto bcz l will make enough to go kuOther side of Samora,heee l can’t go kuchando to do care work Stop being delusional and be practical

Let me quote this so you get impressions and Elon pays you to buy more Spinach , never say a foreigner never did anything for you , small accounts matter 🙏🏻

@thomasmlambo Burnley missed 3 clear chances and decided as An Arsenal fan it will raise my Blood pressure now on Netflix… can’t handle

Missed the first half of the City game. What's been happening? Is it one sided or does Burnley have a chance?

The question still stands today.

@ferbchidahuyo @gama_stanley @capsunitedfczw @ScottlandFC Maybe the teams should find ways of increasing match day revenues and managing revenue from attendances better. The same league rejected supersport a few years ago by now maybe it would have attracted more visibility and sponsor viability.

@bossfaroo @gama_stanley @capsunitedfczw @ScottlandFC For the league to sell rights, it need to be competitive and attract and retain talent. For that to happen, there is need for money. Where will the money come from? Maybe for starters, a bigger prize will help to attract the best talent which will attract rights

1. I said it a month ago and will say it again. Hon Scott Sakupwanya is spot on. Delta has done so well but it is time to increase prize money. Eg @capsunitedfczw and @ScottlandFC use about $100k each per month which translates to $1,2 million a year or average $1m.

Ever heard of the term compulsion? My statement was about who can legally force you to produce documents in public — that’s the South African Police Service and Home Affairs under the Immigration Act 13 of 2002. Your examples (employer/landlord) are consent-based you can refuse and walk away. No detention, no authority, no enforcement. So no, I’m not loose with words you’re loose with context.

@bossfaroo @XbyVibes @OleleSalvador Legal words are very important, don't just loosely throw them around. Let me quote your words again here: "only people allowed to ask people for documents are the police and home affairs."

🚨ICYMI🇿🇦🇬🇭🗣️: A viral street confrontation video from South Africa shows activist Victoria Africa(Queen Vee), and a group of locals stopping and questioning a Ghanaian man + other African migrants about their travel documents. The footage has triggered intense online debate about xenophobia and migration. 📹: YouTube/Reality Street Talk 🦅🇬🇭

You’re not catching me shifting goalposts you’re catching yourself missing the distinction. Yes, state officials (police/Home Affairs) are the ones with the legal power to compel you to produce documents in public. That’s the point. Your examples? * Employer → contractual requirement (you consent or don’t get the job) * Landlord → risk/ID verification (you consent or don’t get the lease) No one is stopping you in the street. No one is detaining you. No one is exercising state authority. Now compare that to random civilians demanding papers from immigrants in public that’s not “admin”, that’s trying to enforce the law without authority. So no, it’s not about quoting laws I can’t interpret it’s about you collapsing consent-based requests and coercive state powers into the same thing. They’re not. Not even close.

@bossfaroo @XbyVibes @OleleSalvador You're shifting goal posts chief! These are your words: "only people allowed to ask people for documents are the police and home affairs." Stop clutching. I didn't force you to quote laws that you can't interpret.

I like your confidence in confusing private contracts with law enforcement powers. Your employer or landlord asks for documents because you’re entering a voluntary agreement you can say no and walk away. No one is detaining you, no one is exercising state power. Now compare that to random civilians in the street demanding papers like they’re auditioning for border control. One is consent. The other is cosplay authority.

@XbyVibes @bossfaroo @OleleSalvador When your employers ask for your documents, are they accompanied by police? Does your landlord break the law for requesting your documents if you are renting?

@AceMore618134 @OleleSalvador Lol you are welcome to “arrest me “citizen Ace

@bossfaroo @OleleSalvador 😂😂😂😂stay in your country

If you have to ask for papers, you’re not making an arrest you’re playing immigration officer. South African law doesn’t deputise random citizens to interrogate people. That’s the job of the South African Police Service under the Immigration Act 13 of 2002. A citizen’s arrest is simple: you see a crime, you detain, you hand over. No questionnaires. No “show me your papers”. No cosplay law enforcement. The moment you start demanding documents, you’ve left “citizen’s arrest” and entered “harassment with confidence.”

@bossfaroo @OleleSalvador Go and read citizen arrest of south africa

Kanyika kenyu aka I travel a lot (mainly around the continent). Manje last year ndakamborova ka10 days paUnit K penyu apo ndikamboonawo Arsenal muEmirates ichitamba nePSG. Pakudzokera manje ndabuda pasecurity clearance paHeathrow now am seeing the shops and the boarding gates ini ah zvafamba sei ko handina kuona ka vanodhinda passport. Had to call my friend Tinashe kuti ah ko kuno munongobuda lol 😂 .

Zimbabwe Ha! Thank goodness for the introduction of UK e-Visas… because losing my wallet ,with that now-redundant biometric residence permit inside ,would’ve had me on Sh*t Street, corner Kaak Avenue 😅 Not so long ago, this would’ve been a full-blown crisis. People have genuinely been “stranded” in Zimbabwe for months, waiting on replacement documents just to get back into the UK. I’ve seen it happen ,six months of your life on pause. But ,I’m sitting here scheming … I’m not even sure I’d call it being “stranded” anymore 😂. I mean six months at home? A journeyman makes a plan. In fact, being forced to sit still for a minute might actually open your eyes. I’ve been watching closely, moving around, talking to people,and there are real gaps in the electrical and mechanical contracting space here in Zims . The kind that don’t just need filling ,they’re calling out for someone with skill, network, and a bit of hustle. Funny thing is, a situation that used to feel like a setback could easily turn into a reset,a nudge. Maybe even the kind that makes you realise you don’t have to run back. Aikaka! Because there are corners in Zims where you can make proper sheet$… if you know what you’re doing. Oh before the smart ones wake up. NO! I still don’t have dual citizenship ,and it’s by choice.

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Sometimes I just think we like attending circus and watching clowns. Are you guys looking at the malfeasance in Tshwane and the lack of oversight and high level corruption costing billions and affecting service delivery. This should be done but she can delegate this and do her real job as the accounting officer. If your idea of governance is closing spaza shops whilst billions are being stolen then you deserve the services you end up getting. Let the Metro police do their job or MMC whist she can instruct those photo opportunities do not govern a municipality.

Dr Nasiphi Moya is taking no nonsense in Tshwane. The things she's doing as a city Mayor are amazing. I'm scared of what will happen if she's given more power to become president in future. The country will be more xenophobic.