bossmansays

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bossmansays

bossmansays

@bossmansays

I wanted to share the crazy shit my boss says. I was inspired by Justin and his Twitter, shitmydadsays.

Cleveland, OH Katılım Ekim 2009
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Are you losing more weight? Your butt looks smaller.
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I'm like an asshole, I've got an opinion on everything.
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I don't know who I'm more afraid of, blacks or hillbillies.
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I don't understand why anyone goes to Detroit. They kill you going and they kill going out
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He's like horseshit all over the track. (Scatterbrained)
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If he buys & pays I could give a shit less if he's a homosexual.
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They're not clean. They don't wash, old people.
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"You two should talk, you share the same sperm." (To 2 fellas who had dated the same broad in the past.)
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The doctor did more bloodwork today to make sure the first test wasn't a positive negative.
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Plumbing used to be a pain in the ass with the old copper lines, now it's that PCP.
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It's a winner-winner-chicken-dinner.
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I'm like a Duracell battery, I keep bouncing back.
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My wife is heartbroken, she lost a dog she probably loved more than her children.
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Tell her we don't sell filters. She could ask for pants, we don't sell pants.
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"Don't fall in love, you're already leaving early today." (In other words, don't take too long at lunch with the sales rep.)
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"You're only still married because you're a wimp.
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He's not an asshole, he just doesn't know any better." (His son, JBG, who has been explained "better" until we are all blue in the face.)
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bossmansays@bossmansays·
I didn't read the note, I saw the note.
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"They have to be drinking themselves stupid knowing that they were only a cunt hair away from 70 million dollars."
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"You can't make chicken soup out of chicken shit."
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