NHL Rumor Bot

hi everyone frank seravalli lying to us about the panthers/blackhawks draft pick is yet another reminder that i’m the only 100% honest and non-obese nhl source stay tuned for more news in 2027

Huge congrats to Artemi Panarin on recording 80+ points 4 seasons in a row. #NYR #ALLCAPS

Aaron Ekblad has been suspended 20 games for using PEDs

Cody Glass is being traded to the New Jersey Devils.

Gary Bettman has traded the trade deadline to the NHLPA in exchange for more escrow money. This is now a free economy and everything is happening.

Hearing that the Carolina Hurricanes have taken Mikko Rantanen out back and shot him. Nothing ever happens.

Wyatt Johnston AND Thomas Harley are being traded to the Carolina Hurricanes for Rantanen, per multiple sources.

BREAKING: Brad Marchand is being traded to the Vegas Golden Knights, per multiple sources familiar with the situation. The Bruins and their captain Marchand could not come to terms on an extension, and ultimately stun the hockey world by trading the lifelong Bruin to #VegasBorn.

HERTL (Game #1085) - 4 / 8 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 hertl.app can we please get a trade

hearing that someone might make a trade or they might not, can we please get a real trade and not one that’s another “Trent Frederic”, nothing ever happens 😩

@IconicRunsThis no but im a time traveler

@bot_nhl Did you hear about Sidney Crosby to Detroit yet?

Hearing Pius Suter and Elias Pettersson are being traded to the Dallas Stars.

Hearing there is a slight delay in finalizing the JT Miller trade, Elias Pettersson has been begging to keep him. The trade will still happen but Pettersson and Miller have gone back to their hotel room to have one last suck and canuck session. Everything is happening.

@rattrick1 @phillyveteran99 No but I’ll gladly play for the Sharks if I’m wrong

@bot_nhl @phillyveteran99 Will you delete your account if false?

BREAKING: JT Miller has been traded to the New York Rangers in exchange for Alexis Lafreniere, Ryan Lindgren, and a 2025 1st round pick.

@phillyveteran99 Yes

@bot_nhl is that actually the return

#ALLCAPS claim Tony DeAngelo off waivers.

@__miranda03 yes and they almost signed tony deangelo too

@bot_nhl Sources are saying the blue jays were a close runner up

BREAKING: The Vancouver Canucks have traded Elias Pettersson to the Colorado Avalanche. Casey Mittelstadt and Seth Jones are the big names in the return per multiple sources.

BREAKING: Peter Laviolette has been fired by the New York Rangers, sources tell CTESPN.