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Loving getting sent this from many colleagues this week, think how many people that have been looking at my lovely face across the format😀

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🥊Unbelievable AJ

@FlexUTD Should of brought Kane when we could to support his growth alongside Hojlund - would of been a great pairing 🤦🏼‍♂️

Hojlund confidence on the floor to! The role is weighing heavy on him.

#MartinLewis What’s your opinion on the £50k rule on Child benefit? Currently Both parents can earn £49.9k each & still be entitled to it, however if 1 parent is to earn £60k+ & the other nothing then your not entitled to it!! Surely needs to be £99k total household income.

@DeadlineDayLive -10

🚨 Rate the signing of André Onana out of 10?

@footballtweet Shit

Sum up André Onana's time at Manchester United in ONE word?

@sportbible 19yrs ago 😳 what an amazing talent Rooney was 👏🏻👌🏻

On this day 19 years ago, Wayne Rooney scored a hat-trick on his debut for Man United against Fenerbahce ⚽️⚽️⚽️ The start of a incredible 13 years at Old Trafford 🔴

@ponchafcb Agreed he was too scared and it came to haunt him 🤦🏼‍♂️

@boucher_1986 Terrible performance

🥊Joyce 🤦🏼‍♂️ think that’s him done 🤷🏼‍♂️

@UtdDistrict Would Rather De Gea

After four competitive fixtures, what do you make of André Onana's #mufc performances?

@centredevils He’s Too weak, I prefer Garnacho

Thoughts on Antony’s performance today? 🇧🇷

@simonsquibb The idea 💡 ……..the will & determination is there, I just want the idea that gets me wanting to go all in….

What do you need to start your own business?

@StretfordPaddck Blind

Who's the first player you think of when you see this shirt? #MUFC

@UnitedStandMUFC Bye 👋🏻

What would you do with David De Gea this summer, Reds? #mufc

@UnitedStandMUFC The bloody subs!! Fred & Malacia terrible performance

What went wrong for #mufc today?

At the time of the stoppage, two of the three judges had Yarde up on the cards (68-65 & 67-66) with the other judge having Beterbiev up by a point (66-67). A quite remarkable effort from the Brit against one of the best fighters of this era 👏🏼 #BeterbievYarde #Boxeo

@ponchafcb It was decent 🥊💪🏻

Cracking fight #YardeBeterbiev

Wow 🥊

The best friends are those who know you’re on a fuckin mission. Random text every few months. Meet up every year or so and it’s like you saw each other yesterday. Nothing worse than people that get emotional over you not responding constantly or declining invites to shit.

@UnitedStandMUFC Jude…he’s a baller ⚽️

Frenkie De Jong or Jude Bellingham? #Mufc