Bougie Fever

@nieshatrout The apologize to the whole entire world, but not to the actual people who were impacted by their shitty letter. Why?

@buitengebieden 😆

@cbwbird @RpsAgainstTrump He probably does not know any verses, and this is how to cover up his ignorance so the religious people don't see that he doesn't care one bit about the bible. Certainly not enough to actually read it. Ever. Even once. Much less find a favorite verse.

@RpsAgainstTrump I cannot stand this man but I don’t care that he doesn’t want to share his favorite Bible verse. So what

Reporter: “I’m wondering what one or two of your most favorite Bible verses are?” Trump: “I wouldn't want to get into it because, to me that's very personal...The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics." #TBT #MAGA #Trump2024

@adamwlarson If someone in the group was born on Feb 29, that probably throws off the prediction

@adamwlarson ... googling the Birthday Paradox ...

Randomly thinking about the Birthday Paradox and the usefulness of the theorem behind it.

@krassenstein Has she heard of the Civil War? Seems like she's trying to start a new one. Didn't she learn what happened last time?

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Green has just triple-downed on her "national breakup" rhetoric, this time implying that a National breakup (which is Unconstitutional) is warranted since Republicans think that drug overdoses are the biggest public health concern whereas Democrats feel it's Gun access. NO Congresswoman should EVER be representing this nation if they think that a simple disagreement about American health warrants an unconstitutional breakup of our union. This woman is DANGEROUS and ANTI-AMERICAN and must be EXPELLED from Congress immediately.

@ProstheticLeg3 @WallStreetSilv Who claims to be single!

@WallStreetSilv It’s the same guy with 10 girlfriends

So who are the women dating? I am confused 🤨

@WallStreetSilv They're dating the men. The men don't consider themselves to be in a relationship though bc they aren't as committed as the women.

@badcharts1 As they say, correlation != causation

What if I told you #bitcoin and #eBay's destiny are tied together? Why do you think that is? #fintwit #crypto #nasdaq

@alvinashcraft FedEx managed to deliver my package to the wrong place when the destination was the UPS store. Like the nail salon looks like the UPS store. I hope they are enjoying my rug.

@krassenstein Remember when Trump wouldn't get out of the car to honor WW1 soldiers because it was raining? He was afraid his hair would get messed up. Can you imagine him going to a war zone?

- Trump, who claims to be a billionaire, sent 13 Pallets of Trump Water and some Goya beans & cleaning supplies to East Palestine, worth approximately $10,000. - The water was from his own company. - The water was almost certainly bought by his campaign. - Trump's company likely profited - Trump advertised his water company in a press appearance - Trump then used his appearance to campaign for President - Yet, Trump supporters are asking "Where's Biden?" Biden is literally coming from a war zone where he stood up against a dictator in support of democracy. The same dictator that Trump claimed to have "fallen in love" with and the same dictator who Trump sided with over his own intelligence agencies.

@realmaddox So Elon is a humorless prick? Who would have guessed?

I was fired from Twitter this morning because during a code review, I had a procedure called "upDo.g" and when Elon asked me "what's upDo.g?" I said "nothing much, what's up with you." He walked away and then my badge stopped working & security escorted me out of the building.

@adamwlarson And people get all worked up about "quiet quitting". Maybe if we weren't just thrown away after giving up everything to make someone else's business a success, it wouldn't be a thing. I had a similar situation. Delivered a product Friday afternoon then let go right after checkin

It was 2:00am in late 2008 and we all left after releasing the final version of a game on PS3. We come in the next day to layoffs at 9:00am. I survived but half my team was gone after giving it their all for months. Morale was crushed and never really recovered

@jason_sifford @tomdale youtu.be/ix1Qn3hK7Ys

@tomdale The guy simply demands excellence. If your up to the task, you have a spot at his company. If you’re not, then you leave by choice or by force. If you were running a company of that size you would have to do the same or let it go bankrupt which is where Twitter was going.

Watching Elon operate in a domain I have some familiarity with has put me off ever wanting to own a Tesla.

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@jaffamonkey My husband had a strange way of holding the phone when I first met him. He would hold it to his ear like normal people, but then he would angle the mic side up towards the ceiling. It turns out he's also a loud talker, so I suppose that was why, but, sheesh. Almost broke up.

@SjamaanN 4

@ropman76 If you want to become a better singer, just listen to recordings of yourself until you no longer cringe.

Listening to yourself in a pre-recorded demo is painful

@codinghorror Chopsticks. It's an Indian movie about a young woman whose car has been stolen by a mob, and her efforts to get it back. Also, there's a goat. It's very entertaining. imdb.com/title/tt102436…

Name a movie most people have not seen that you personally consider a movie everyone *should* see.