dan boulger

Remember the good all days when cryptocurrency was just a fancy way of saying you’re a grave robber?

@BernieDayNight @mrmikedorval From the school of Mac Jones is fine.

@DavidLMcDonough @AndrewSleighter He was ok. I’m still really good.

It’s @AndrewSleighter s birthday today, 38! He used to be really good at hoops, he could dunk it (easily) and everything. Happy birthday!

I’m about to do a show and shorts. I’ve never done that. This also marks the 1st time I’ve ever done a show in matching socks.

@JonoZalay You used to study writing powder

Whiskey? I think you mean WRITING JUICE

Someone just handed me a pamphlet on the dangers of texting and driving. Can’t wait to read this on the drive home.

@DavidLMcDonough I thought that was unrelated

@boulgercomedy I thought you knew, we were hugging for 5 solid minutes

Attention: The Boston Celtics have won

86 and sunny. Perfect hockey weather!

Al Horford is now my seventh favorite favorite Boston thing. Just ahead of The Departed and right behind The Pixies.

I’ve always loved Marcus Smart and have never complained about how much $ Al Hortford makes! #celticsvsbucks

@JScottPatterson It’s easy just have to remember my password. Which is Rondo plus the year.

@boulgercomedy You’re trying to tell me you knew who Kevin Sorbo was? I don’t believe you know how to log onto Twitter.

Right before he took his proton pack to the stay puff marshmallow man Peter Venkman said “nobody steps on a church in my town. This proves that he was in fact a poor scientist.”#Ghostbusters

All hail Jason Tatum!

Thank God the NBA doesn’t call traveling!

This afternoon I was going through a major existential crisis. Which is just a fancy way to say I lost my phone.

@JScottPatterson Is that even good?

@mrmikedorval Nixon would’ve really hated you

@JScottPatterson @mrmikedorval Sweet

@boulgercomedy @mrmikedorval You can have mine.

@JScottPatterson @mrmikedorval That’s even better than I had. So far my only idea is he opens a restaurant called sandwich salad sandwich salad

@boulgercomedy @mrmikedorval Let me guess, he finds a genie and immediately screws himself out of a wish?