Engorged Washington

@GiantTacoShark @alpacaskreet What is it with dumbass untalented niggas and stealing guitars

@alpacaskreet @bout2bustfr The stealth! Technically my first guitar was a white peavy v(gibson style) but this crazy bitch i knew let me have it then sold it for weed anyway

You just gotta imagine him playing wasp then eye of the tiger

Crank dat Soulja Boy- .... If you DARE

@GiantTacoShark Ohhhh shit yeah that was the other flagship BC Rich guy. I haven't seen that shit since '07 on the Ultimate Guitar forums

@bout2bustfr You ever seen a steve smyth bich from nevermore? Actually awesome

@GiantTacoShark BC Rich's are dogshit and I think even Kerry King will back me up on that. We didn't pick em for ergonomics. Mockingbird might be the one good one.

@bout2bustfr I just sold a platinum warlock. Which was also shit. But i got a fuckin killer mockingbird

@freezingflesh I done been saying this

wow. your pussy sucks

If your medium sized dog bites me and I shoot it to death and you get in my face with your cell phone I'm killing you too You're going to hell. I'm going to jail.

@6Astatechamp Good comms

@bout2bustfr They are harmless but annoying and can invade in swarms

If you don’t want clover mites I would suggest not promoting clover growth in your lawn. I tell this to people all the time but they never listen

@schlegel_hegel That IS a game

I saw a group of senior citizens on the boardwalk playing what appeared to be a game, and upon closer inspection I realized they were playing bocce ball with poop.

@thewifepleaser2 That is TOUGH

I thought this nigga had a mean-ass bronze grill

@thewifepleaser2 OH SHIT

@synaxx_x You're deeply in bed with your shadow self and you won't answer texts

im in an Avoidant situationship with my True Self

Nigga named Francois De La Minge

@schlegel_hegel This made me choke on my non-nic vape (I do it for fun)

The sperm in my asshole wiggling around trying to find an egg to fertilize but it keeps flopping around my anal wart tryna get in

@stickfigureate WT Snacks forever vindicated

watching moot's poor life decisions play out in real time

@GiantTacoShark Well you win again, pal. Your prize is you don't get to play anymore.

@bout2bustfr Sounds fake

New game: Is it an Aphex Twin song or not? Hamburger Bolton

@voltfriend I really love this website and being friends with you

Nigga named albuquerque boiled turkey

He murdered that beaner in multiple states?

@GiantTacoShark Correct! You're on a roll here. Ok- "Tchaikovsky's Thigh"

@bout2bustfr Thats a yes