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Fuck me that is some flat nasal vocals right there. #Eurovision

So perfectly bat shit. God I want this to win. It’s so fucking out there. Silver man with shoulder pads that double as wind breakers #Eurovision

Really living the go big or go home ethos right now. #Eurovision

Now my quiet favourite. My little silver sentinel. Did not know this was a thing for me. Guess you live and learn. #Eurovision

Love the partial armour vibe. She gonna fight for her win! Oddly gives me Grace Jones echoes but I don’t know why #Eurovision

The Angst! Such angst. #Eurovision

Man at home sings about being stalked by a cougar violinist. #Eurovision

Christ that was a lot. Felt a bit like when your nephew wants to sing a song at a family do and it goes on and on. #Eurovision

To much like “Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahama, come on, pretty mama Key Largo, Montego, baby, why don't we go?” for me #Eurovision

Regarde moi , Regarde Toi. The ultimate ‘Witness me!’ Number. #Eurovision

She is fucking fearless with this number. Utter certainty in what she’s doing. #Eurovision

Now I love this French number. Unapologetically french, super confident and styled. #Eurovision

The muppets has gotten dark since Jim left us. #Eurovision

Not to pick holes, but where the FUCK is the Blue Peter badge?!? UK entry my arse! #Eurovision

God this is majestic! #Eurovision

Is she the sacrifice or Summoned? #Eurovision

Now to other end of the female singer spectrum. #Eurovision

Definitely playing to the audience watching at home and not in the arena. 😂 #Eurovision