bowwow (fully magnetic)

if u disagree with me about anything that is anti social behavior. so just be nice ok

I'm not anorexic you guys just say "do you want a salad" and hand me a crushed up Snickers bar slathered in marshmallow fluff

the face that launched a thousand skincare lines

this is my emotional support beer I'm actually allowed to have it in here

wordle spoiler: it's buick

I DON'T WANNA CLOWS MA ICE

do not watch Armageddon after having a daughter! it's not safe! you are Bruce Willis now! you just freaking died!!!!

stanley tucci I thought they executed him years ago

am I wrong

when they are looking for a man to wear a Carhartt jacket they call Kevin Corrigan

this isn't even a joke that's just what I'm going through

@ssleeebb i curse you to ask and ask and ask again and receive nary a fleck of tongue on your foul and wretched bits

@bowerbul the content is also a problem. if i have to ask for a blowjob i still want it. OP’s problem is an ego trip

everyone extrapolating this into mind reading and not just being given flowers and hugs without being nagged is probably in such a happy marriage with lots and lots of sex

bein a dumb bitch never felt so good

@ssleeebb ohhhhh so now the argument is reasonable but the presentation is the problem

@bowerbul i missed the part where i made a fucking powerpoint about it

@ssleeebb that's what I fuckin thought

@ssleeebb do you like blowjobs better when they are given freely

Sometimes I think bower is talking to me but it turns out she's sending an autotune voice message to lou coom

@celestialbe1ng you are the most annoying bitch I've ever had the displeasure of crossing paths with and I am so happy to finally be hitting the block button and never have to think of you or see your stupid filler face ever again

Girl starts licking small blobs of progesterone oil off her wrist every few hours and drops a dress size in a week, even though the scale doesn’t change. I am Girl. You’d be surprised how much of your “excess fat” and puffiness is just evil estrogen dominance, spiked cortisol and raging inflammation

the sarabi live action human cast prequel starring Viola Davis in the titular role

what if we agreed no I do not want to do a threesome i want it to be just two people

@Fromzionshill me too they're pretty she's a jerk

@bowerbul i don’t remember I like lillies tho