Jess

Serendipity: a fortunate accident

Hello everyone! I have 4 Ms Lauryn Hill tickets for tonight at Pier Six Pavilion in Baltimore, MD. Got very sick and still not feeling any better😭 Please don’t hesitate to send me a PM. Help a girl out!

@wpg204_ Message me privately so we can talk better

@bowerj117 I would take one

Very cute

I’m not coming if my dog is not invited 🐻🐻‍❄️🤍

Tomorrow.

We play Stanley Cup Final hockey tomorrow

YOU ASKED, YOU RECEIVE. We will host Watch Parties for all Stanley Cup Final road games at @LenovoCenter. More details will be announced in the coming days.

POV: I’m the best girlfriend ever getting us lower level seats and his parents choose THIS week to do the big meet-up… send help & prayers besties 😂🥹 #stanleycup

What doesn’t kill you 🙂…

Is Davis Alexander, going To be able To play at the Grey Cup game. He looked hurt at the end of The Eastern division final in Hamilton Saturday afternoon? If he starts the game Is he be able To complete the game ?

@Troydan Be sure to use the code to save $20 off your order!

Can somebody lend me $189,000 to go to game 7 of the world series tomorrow?

Sometimes I forget things and worry my memory is fading but than I just saw a random actress on Instagram and remembered she was in 1 scene of the secret life of the American teenager that I watched 12 years ago and I have amazing facial recognition for that

I’m cryingggg😭😂… he ate ngl

It's amazing how many of us used to confuse them, but now they seem completely distinct to me.

Pretty privilege is crazy because no one would give a fuck if they were chickens

stopped telling my dog she’s being bad (ineffective, boring) and started telling her she’s going to hell (ineffective, fun)

PLSSSS MY BABIES THIS MOMENT WILL NEVER GET OLD

“Heaven is a place on earth with you” is the realest lyric Lana Del Rey ever wrote because it’s a profound truth

Fading tans, endless vibes. Bye for now. 🌅

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