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all the boys wey dey your contact list, na me your mind chose to buy shawarma for you

@EdeheudimE @abazwhyllzz @Overuchenna I know say if na Messi na another thing you go talk Una and useless agenda 5&6

@abazwhyllzz @Overuchenna 55 million naira as how??? Does wearing that jersey stop anyone from de@th??? The way you guys hype these celebrities is alarming and at the same time telling us how useless our currency is...

Bruno Onyemechi was the luckiest Super Eagles player to receive the jersey Cristiano Ronaldo wore last night. The jersey is valued at over 55 million naira🇳🇬❤️

Ronaldo is 16 years older than him and had 12 touches in 45 minutes vs Chile The headlines were "goalkeeper had more touches than Ronaldo" & "do Portugal play better w/o Ronaldo" The headlines today are completely different and sympathizing with Haaland. This is how media works 😭

@TouchlineX @Emperor24_12 @High_Bee57 You see say this don fuck up

🚨📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Endrick's wife on Instagram: "You will only disrespect me as a mother once. After that, you'll lose access to my child, updates, and our presence in your lives.”

@motionpdg @Big_Bestmann @High_Bee57 @Emperor24_12 @OTAIBAYORMHI This bro is deriving formula for stroke and moan session😭😭😭

@Big_Bestmann Using v=dt => t=v/d t= time, d= d length, v=strokes/sec Assuming friction ≈ 0 MT=SIT but realistically SIT >=MT

Please I'm a virgin and I need answers. If I cum in 2 minutes masturbation time(MT), does that mean when finally get sex, I'm going to cum in 2 minutes in sexual intercourse time (SIT)?

Man United go dey Pot 2, Chelsea go dey Port Harcourt

A record season 🤩 Bruno Fernandes picks up the Coca-Cola Playmaker award 🏆

@Emperor24_12 @G5ve_omolile @High_Bee57 Fair abi He Wish another man bad ...... God self run am for am

@Boy_Tkay @G5ve_omolile @High_Bee57 But I like am Sha

Ronaldo in 2026. Charlie Kirk in 2026

Breaking news: A Ford dealership in Kansas can't release a sold F-250 because a robin moved in first. An employee at the dealership located outside Kansas City noticed a robin building a nest on the tire of a brand new F-250 that was already sold. The robin laid four eggs and successfully hatched them. The truck is now stuck on the lot until the chicks fledge, because the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 makes it illegal to disturb an active nest of any native bird in the United States. The buyer has been a good sport. The dealership called it the only F-250 in America currently protected under federal law.

@Okanlawon___ @5starbarber_1 Oga go rest Which of him post daily you no see am with pepsi All this one na yarn, Omni-wisest

@5starbarber_1 Try to understand what he's saying, he's trying to enlightened you not to abuse you

5am tomorrow, I dey pack my things come live with you, make you train me in your own image and likeness..

For those who still haven’t fully grasped how elite Bruno Fernandez is… Bruno officially became only the THIRD player in Manchester United history to record 100+ goals and 100+ assists. He did it in 318 games. For context: Messi did it in 319 games for Barcelona. Ronaldo did it in 325 games for Real Madrid. Now pause and think about the environments those two operated in. Messi had Xavi, Iniesta, Eto’o, Henry. Ronaldo had Benzema, Bale, Di María, Kaká. Bruno? He spent most of his United career creating chances for strikers who needed 4 opportunities to score once 😭 No superteam. No luxury setup. No dominant era. Just pure responsibility every single week. He arrived at 25, walked into the chaos of the post-Fergie era, became the tactical engine, emotional leader, chance creator, goalscorer, and still produced numbers faster than the two greatest players football has ever seen. At some point, people need to stop debating whether Bruno Fernandes is elite. The numbers already settled that conversation ❤️🏆🔴

twitter is kinda the perfect social media cause i can scroll while listening to music

i dey always happy when person wey don help me before bill me for time wey i guide, joy go just full my body😂

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

I can’t remember the last time Eufa champions league or even FIFA official page posted Chibuzor of MLS

CRISTIANO RONALDO WTF!!!!

"Al Nassr robbed Al Hilal" "Ronaldo scores only penalties" "Na Mane dey carry Ronaldo" "João Felix is Al Nassr's best player" "Saudi pro league is corrupt" Na wetin I wan hear today be this. 😂

Is he chasing another woman's money abi brain is paining you?