flyboi 🚀

I’m aware

@PontiacMadeDDG No longer nigerian huh

#NewProfilePic 🇪🇹 i’m coming home

We’ve been robbed of 1st place

@50shadesofLizie It isn’t 💔

@motionpdg It better be true

Just entered twitter Im hearing Slot been sacked it hasn’t appeared on my TL yet nor my IG fyp lord Im praying

@Sam_Ayomiide Not true

@motionpdg I don refresh tire

@sergeyvannn Jvais essayer avec Grok pcq j’ai pas d’autre ia dans mon tel

Essayez ça fami

Nvm man

@PopCrave Her guards are illiterate

Footballer Jorginho Frello calls out Chappell Roan after her security confronted his young daughter: “No one should have to go through this, especially not a child.”

@motionpdg Pre?

@sunjo_thomas Pre- thank you 😭🙏🙏

Life post Crystal Palace in the cup was very pink

Chelsea FC btw very useless club, collect 3-0 2x in 1 week 🚮

@hypeziii He weird af that’s fs

Kendrick has dissed J. Cole at least 3 verified times in 3 different records Control, Like That and Euphoria. I don’t understand Cole’s infatuation with Kendrick’s validation. Drake has done nothing but been a brother to him, I’ve never heard Drake diss him or talk negatively about him. He’s always shown love and respect

Me: I will Keep a low profile when I hit it big. ME AFTER 200K FCFA INSIDE MoMo:

@wandafu7 Tu verras un etre humain chauve tellement content de faire ca sur leurs tetes, pourtant a ce stage meme s’ils veulent ils ne sont pas capable de payer leur coiffures 🤦🏿

Les ecoles en Afrique sont une véritable experience psychologique. Ca depasse la logique humaine.

@Kumbablood Niggas on this TL few weeks ago were debating on the existence of supernatural forces if you haven’t witnessed you won’t have any idea

This woman had been having issues with her husband. Her husband is accusing her of cheating because each time he stocks her store, she always run out of capital despite her making enough sales. Her husband thinks she’s giving this money to a young man who services her well. In quest to protect her marriage, this woman went to Bamenda and explained it to a native doctor. The native doctor told her that her neighbor is the one drawing her money using a rat 🐀. That the man usually come and ask for change and when she helps out, she mixes the money with the one that she makes sales and at mid night, he transforms to a rat and steal all her money. The native doctor gave her a medicine to apply, catch the rat and lock it up. This lady came back to kumba, did as assigned lo and behold she caught the rat and locked it up. Two days later her neighbor came and begged her to release the rat that he’ll die and she denied having any rat in her possession. The neighbor and his mother went to the quarter head in frustration to complain, this woman and her husband were summoned. The quarter head and his councilors pleaded,so this woman demanded 2,500,00FCFA. Her neighbor paid instantly, gave the quarter head 500,000FCFA appreciating his efforts and took his rat back. Imagine a rat costing 3 million

We didn’t even need to know this, literally nobody needed to know this !

@Omolomo_o No this means they saw the same picture online 😂 not everything gotta be deep

BRO YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!! 2hours isn’t enough, i need seasons. i need to grow up with the characters, i need to experience their character development. House MD Law and Order: SVU Supernatural Modern Family Shameless House of the Dragons The Simpsons i’ll pick these over any movie

Till Slot do us part ❤️