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Boyrangutan
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catching things and eating their insides
PHXAZ Katılım Kasım 2025
22 Takip Edilen52 Takipçiler
We need to talk about how the majority of humans are asexual. The only reason most people ever had sex at all was because they needed children for labor, now that that pressure is gone it's no surprise it all stopped. Enjoying sex is an extreme outlier trait. Revealed preferences
priscilla (alt)@seashell_luvr
I’ve always felt ashamed when women would talk about how penis n ballz is gross and ugly because I secretly loved looking at it (if they belonged to a man I liked). Are we just not supposed to admit it or
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gun to your head name a… w-wait… why are you drooling? wh… are you hard right now??
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I used to love the quarterly cookouts the Mormon seminary at my high school hosted. Easternites will never understand the simple joy of walking through a series of displays encouraging conversion to Mormonism before getting a hotdog for free on a random Tuesday.
Boyrangutan@boyrangutan
It was weird being in the South for a while and realizing that their public high schools don't have Mormon seminaries attached. One time I was working at a fast food place and two missionaries came in and my coworkers were so confused about who these well-dressed teens were.
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It was weird being in the South for a while and realizing that their public high schools don't have Mormon seminaries attached. One time I was working at a fast food place and two missionaries came in and my coworkers were so confused about who these well-dressed teens were.
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Native Zonies love to tell you which hospital they were born at as proof that they're actually from here, I've noticed. I do it too.
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Porn is meant to be like a TCG. The reason y'all all isolated and lonely is because you're using porn wrong. It's a bonding experience.
InUrDreams@InnerDeems
In what situation would you ever need to press the share button on a porn site
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So your problem is that you were letting a woman claim to be a "drag" queen. Bitch, that's just vestism.
Ciara@CiaraRodx
I always had this image up Chappell and now I’m finding out she comes from money and was going on trips to Italy with her boyfriend during the same time period she said she was completely broke.
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My signature scents are Dior Fahrenheit and Le Labo Rose 31 and I really don't wear either of them often enough for people to associate them with me. I need to get more on top of that. Rose 31 I view as more of an every day, while Fahrenheit is my night out scent. Idk.
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Grindr has been a truly strange and disastrous presence in my life as an AvPD gay man. I can't quite put into words all that that logo symbolizes for me. It laughs at me.
Pop Crave@PopCrave
17 years ago today, Grindr was launched.
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It's so frigging stupid that girls pretending to be gay boys because of fanfiction invented the fake and cringe word "Achillean" to mean what "Uranic" does, a much cooler word with a genuine history AND a fun butthole joke that of course women pretending to be gay men would miss.
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I'm thinking about getting my gay ear pierced and wearing a cute little pink triangle or maybe even a dangly pearl.
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No, I'm not veg*n, and I never will be. But I also don't have any moral issues in principle with the industrial slaughter of human beings, so I think I'm still in the clear.
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The reason movies ised to look good is because they had little imperfections from the film and were kind of blurry. This provided them a dreamlike quality that has been lost with high-definition video cameras. Movies now look too real, and cannot be romanticized.
Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1
My addition to the "Movies used to look good" discourse is that titles looked better when they were just a little bit jittery and had a glow to them. Everything is too sharp and clean now.
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Not what's being asked, but I genuinely love the way the pandemic is used in Shadows of New York to throw Julia's estrangement from mortality into stark relief.
Emma Camp@emmma_camp_
Question for the group: has there been any great art about Covid? Any incredible literary novels or films? I can't think of anything off the top of my head but my cultural knowledge is not limitless.
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A few years back, when news broke about progress in decoding whalesong, I was talking to a friend about it and the moment I mentioned that AI was used in the process to recognize "parts of speech" in the song, she scoffed and rolled her eyes. These people are not salvageable.
Boyrangutan@boyrangutan
Boys only want one thing, and that's two-way animal communication leading to the radical reorganization of society to encompass all species equitably.
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Boys only want one thing, and that's two-way animal communication leading to the radical reorganization of society to encompass all species equitably.
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