christain🍕

my greatest fear in life is not being relatable. does anyone else feel this way? deleting if no

@Jessi_Rihanna this

Happy new year 2026 Just kidding of course There’s a lot the gov is trying to hide here Keep eyes open Many believe it’s still 2012 I’m one of them Keep eyes clear We need fighters, tech people, weapons masters We need to mobilize Stop kissing Leave time square Let’s go

@bridgetmfoley you are the realest one on here bridget

it's cool that there's a same-sex kiss in Lightyear! that's what animation is for, showing us dope stuff that could never happen in real life

men's bicycles have a crossbar to give us something to hump

i used to write 5-paragraph essays like you wouldnt believe. just absolue intro, point 1, point 2, point 3, closing. changing hearts and minds with every word. now i burn eggs and eat them anyways

using dishes: 🤩 washing dishes: 😒 rt if you agree, disagree, or are gay!

@ReedRolling and?? sounds like they are the self concious ones… keep being you!!

friend told me all my selfies are just rolling around in my sheets and now I’m self conscious

when the top wants to bottom that’s on period

@ReedRolling yupp

need a face mask and a massage

@Big_dipper_9001 wig

Time for me to choose. Weights or wig? Sounds off in the comments

when signs abbreviate “junction” to “JCT” the letters omitted are U N I O N, which spell “union” which is a type of junction. love that <3

you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this jimmy kimmel watcher

these days there's simply no way of knowing who is or isn't a human of new york

it's friday night in brooklyn, new york. do you know where your improvisers are?

if new york is dead, who's shining that green light across the bay every night towards my lavish west egg estate??

blink and you’ll miss it! until next week

new york fashion week is a very special week in that it seems to only happen once every week

@sefo22 cuffed ≠ caged

Guys I didn’t know what cuffed meant

@ReedRolling great now all you need is a job!

I bought a suit

he’s an actor! (derogatory)